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Calhoun

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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #45 on: April 25, 2019, 11:23:17 AM »
Please, everyone.

10 words or less.

Thank you.

Except Iceman Tim.  My most faithful pigeon. 



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JOHN FRANK

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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #46 on: April 25, 2019, 10:09:38 PM »
NOT YOU.
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pumpy

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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #47 on: April 26, 2019, 07:38:10 AM »
The guy that gave the horse the dirty load before the race
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Atthetrack7

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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #48 on: April 26, 2019, 08:01:27 AM »
just look for horses with the fastest last quarter, average out last 4 starts
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PIGLAND

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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2019, 08:03:49 AM »
betting is the hardest part,look even luke park can pick winners but never wins
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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #50 on: April 26, 2019, 08:08:45 AM »
So many conflating betting and handicapping. Good grief.
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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #51 on: April 26, 2019, 10:20:15 AM »
trainer and driver changes are what I look for 1st lasix
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Calhoun

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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #52 on: April 26, 2019, 10:30:28 AM »
Quote from: Powerful Patricks Ghost on April 26, 2019, 08:08:45 AM
So many conflating betting and handicapping. Good grief.
Plenty of bad responses here.   Yours is near the worst.
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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #53 on: April 26, 2019, 10:47:56 AM »
Quote from: Calhoun on April 26, 2019, 10:30:28 AM
Plenty of bad responses here.   Yours is near the worst.

Nothing's worse than your "get filthy rich plays".  My answer is actually the precise goal of what a handicapper should be. Not my fault god can't fix your stupidity.
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Calhoun

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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #54 on: April 26, 2019, 03:17:29 PM »
Quote from: Powerful Patricks Ghost on April 26, 2019, 10:47:56 AM
Nothing's worse than your "get filthy rich plays".  My answer is actually the precise goal of what a handicapper should be. Not my fault god can't fix your stupidity.
You are lying.

You KNOW my Get Filthy Rich plays have been positive for years.

I will accept any challenge you offer, if you have the nuts.

But you shouldn't do it.

I am better at this than you... far Far FAR better. 

Trust me.

I will crush you.



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Calhoun

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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #55 on: April 26, 2019, 03:20:41 PM »
Quote from: help on April 26, 2019, 02:55:18 PM
One who reposts same topic asking for 20 less words.

http://www.horseplop.com/index.php?topic=60618.msg936357#msg936357
Thank you.

You have done a good job studying all of my posts and organizing them for your ease of access.

As well you should.

Thanks.
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Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
« Reply #56 on: April 26, 2019, 07:38:24 PM »
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Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
« Reply #57 on: April 26, 2019, 08:58:38 PM »
Quote from: help on April 26, 2019, 06:21:29 PM
       
Actually thought you might have stolen it from Rocco, so I did a topic search, as anyone can, and it was you basically rehashing an old topic.

He’s retired uses plop to pass some days leave Calvin be he’s given out some good picks he’ll I think his dog beat a poster a few years back
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Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
« Reply #58 on: April 26, 2019, 10:20:58 PM »
Quote from: help on April 26, 2019, 10:14:30 PM
Ok charm. He just gets kinda lippy and upitty once in a while. I'll leave him be for now. Not nice to pick on the elderly.

Everyone can be grouchy every once in a while we are all entitled
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