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Title: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Calhoun on May 25, 2018, 10:15:11 AM: Your favorites.win.

Your longshots run well.

JMVHMFO
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Fatboy on May 25, 2018, 10:25:30 AM: YEARLY ROI IS POSITIVE
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: MR.DALRAE on May 25, 2018, 11:01:57 AM: You score on major plays
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: sfdecoy on May 25, 2018, 10:09:51 PM: does his homework. picks his spots.
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Carnival People on May 25, 2018, 10:11:57 PM: Quote from: Calhoun on May 25, 2018, 10:15:11 AM
Your favorites.win.

Your longshots run well.

JMVHMFO

A good handicapper is one who never bets. Only losers bet.
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on May 25, 2018, 10:12:54 PM: After years of playing consistently,he or she is a ahead of the game
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on May 25, 2018, 10:13:22 PM: Quote from: Carnival People on May 25, 2018, 10:11:57 PM
A good handicapper is one who never bets. Only losers bet.
100% WRONG!!
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Atthetrack7 on May 25, 2018, 10:17:51 PM: top two, six deep
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on May 25, 2018, 10:22:40 PM: Quote from: Atthetrack7 on May 25, 2018, 10:17:51 PM
top two, six deep
The village idiot has chimed in
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Carnival People on May 25, 2018, 10:31:12 PM: Quote from: Rabbi Of Racing on May 25, 2018, 10:13:22 PM
100% WRONG!!

100% denial
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: PurpleSheetPicks on May 25, 2018, 10:56:54 PM: has angles and discipline
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Superfecta on May 26, 2018, 12:10:28 AM: Clubhouse
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: hoosierboy on May 26, 2018, 07:19:21 AM: One that doesn’t bitch over losing $2
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: slivercharm on May 26, 2018, 09:10:09 AM: He never claims he almost won
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Pull the Pocket on May 26, 2018, 09:16:45 AM: To see a great handicapper

I just look in the mirror
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: bostonborne on May 26, 2018, 02:06:26 PM: Non emotional
Always looks for vulnerable favorites
Watches replays for trip data
Watches warm ups
Thinks about where his horse will be at the3/4 pole
Has great money management
On a 12 race card maybe makes 3 or 4 bets
If he misses turns the page
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: dinkadoo on May 28, 2018, 05:21:15 PM: Discipline.... Focus more money on your best bets instead of spreading it out.

Bet Winners..... Not odds. If a 3-5 looks great, play it, cash it, stop trying to beat a horse you think will win because of odds.

Sometime the best bet is just to win instead of spreading thin to cover multiple exactas/tri's/ etc.
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Here they come on May 30, 2018, 11:53:46 AM: 2 words. MONEY MANAGEMENT
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Calhoun on May 30, 2018, 11:56:10 AM: I do not see many good answers.
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Fatboy on May 30, 2018, 01:04:45 PM: Quote from: Calhoun on May 30, 2018, 11:56:10 AM
I do not see many good answers.

HOW ABOUT 1 WHO QUITS THE BOARD BUT PEEKS DAILY?
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Calhoun on May 30, 2018, 01:41:05 PM: Quote from: Fatboy on May 30, 2018, 01:04:45 PM
HOW ABOUT 1 WHO QUITS THE BOARD BUT PEEKS DAILY?
Gold Teeth Bob
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Larrylou32 on May 30, 2018, 01:47:02 PM: Makes money
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: whiptherabbit on May 30, 2018, 02:38:00 PM: pick your spots
only play a race or two max
WATCH REPLAYS
Follow hot/cold barns
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Parked on May 30, 2018, 03:57:11 PM: Pigland.....
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Fatboy on May 30, 2018, 05:12:09 PM: Quote from: Parked on May 30, 2018, 03:57:11 PM
Pigland.....

HOW LONG U BEEN ON OXYCONTIN?
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: tracks on May 30, 2018, 05:28:52 PM: Bribe some drivers with a $40 bet out of your pocket bet, after the warm up. Take them to the bar after the races and you buy.
When they have finished the warm up they will turn in the stretch and give you one of many sign to give you the best horse.
Years ago at Wolverine they would take a driver or two to Mitch Housies after the races and pick up the tab
If you hit it big they had tellers that would bury the payout for 10%.Although I wasn't involved in the scam it was well known
what was going on among heavy hitters.
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: slivercharm on May 30, 2018, 06:40:37 PM: Quote from: Calhoun on May 30, 2018, 01:41:05 PM
Gold Teeth Bob

Retired from board with all the syndicate money saps gave him
Title: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Calhoun on April 24, 2019, 04:23:33 PM: I'll share in a bit.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: pccwsc2 on April 24, 2019, 04:32:49 PM: That's easy.
Makes $$$$$$$
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: TW on April 24, 2019, 05:00:11 PM: Stays home and doesn't bet.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: PIGLAND on April 24, 2019, 05:02:54 PM: I show a profit every year
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Ronnie Fagan on April 24, 2019, 05:38:34 PM: LUCKY!
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Rabbi Of Racing on April 24, 2019, 05:55:43 PM: Has paid 3 drivers in a race to be "OUT"
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Harness Driver on April 24, 2019, 06:14:02 PM: Quote from: Rabbi Of Racing on April 24, 2019, 05:55:43 PM
Has paid 3 drivers in a race to be "OUT"

A man who knows his stuff! tmbz1
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: LUCPARK on April 24, 2019, 07:10:48 PM: LUCPARK tmbz1
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Calhoun on April 24, 2019, 07:17:23 PM: Your favorites win.

Your longshots greatly outrun their odds.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: caddy on April 24, 2019, 07:37:21 PM: Quote from: TW on April 24, 2019, 05:00:11 PM
Stays home and doesn't bet.

Exactly - understands the science of calculation. Gamblers, often can't stick to the formula and get derailed by emotion
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: COTTONWOOD FARM on April 24, 2019, 08:19:45 PM: For $5 , I will make anyone a handicapper. top 2, 6 deep underneath
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: TheGrimReaper on April 24, 2019, 09:19:43 PM: Bet once, won...never bet again. Batting 1000.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: The Exporter on April 24, 2019, 09:51:03 PM: Pigland the Professional Picker.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: spaheaven on April 24, 2019, 10:24:59 PM: Pick names like my girlfriend...she loses much less than i do.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Powerful Patricks Ghost on April 25, 2019, 12:06:36 AM: Consistently accurate in assessing today's likely performance.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: moelarrythecheese on April 25, 2019, 01:57:34 AM: Quote from: equityryder on April 24, 2019, 04:33:38 PM
knows each entry, not emotional, money manager w/betting strategy.

Good answer
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: PurpleSheetPicks on April 25, 2019, 05:33:42 AM: Looks for good angles and is selective and races played
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: LUCPARK on April 25, 2019, 08:45:37 AM: Quote from: Iceman on April 24, 2019, 07:17:37 PM
LUCPARK you go for it if that is the way you feel because only you know and the rest of us don't matter and don't really give a shit.

I REALLY DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT U THINK

BUT 1 THING I POST MY PICS WIN OR LOSE BEFORE THE RACE

RACE 9 HOOSIER PARK,,TOM

4/3 ZACTA BOX
100 WIN 4
IF MINE IS CLOSE TURNING FOR HOME

WE SHOULD BE RIGHT THERE..

BOTH HORSES CLOSED IN 25 AND CHANGE LAST WEEK,,

BOTH GOOD COLTS
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Calhoun on April 25, 2019, 11:23:17 AM: Please, everyone.

10 words or less.

Thank you.

Except Iceman Tim. My most faithful pigeon.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: JOHN FRANK on April 25, 2019, 10:09:38 PM: NOT YOU.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: pumpy on April 26, 2019, 07:38:10 AM: The guy that gave the horse the dirty load before the race
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Atthetrack7 on April 26, 2019, 08:01:27 AM: just look for horses with the fastest last quarter, average out last 4 starts
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: PIGLAND on April 26, 2019, 08:03:49 AM: betting is the hardest part,look even luke park can pick winners but never wins
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Powerful Patricks Ghost on April 26, 2019, 08:08:45 AM: So many conflating betting and handicapping. Good grief.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: ryansdad on April 26, 2019, 10:20:15 AM: trainer and driver changes are what I look for 1st lasix
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Calhoun on April 26, 2019, 10:30:28 AM: Quote from: Powerful Patricks Ghost on April 26, 2019, 08:08:45 AM
So many conflating betting and handicapping. Good grief.
Plenty of bad responses here. Yours is near the worst.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Powerful Patricks Ghost on April 26, 2019, 10:47:56 AM: Quote from: Calhoun on April 26, 2019, 10:30:28 AM
Plenty of bad responses here. Yours is near the worst.

Nothing's worse than your "get filthy rich plays". My answer is actually the precise goal of what a handicapper should be. Not my fault god can't fix your stupidity.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Calhoun on April 26, 2019, 03:17:29 PM: Quote from: Powerful Patricks Ghost on April 26, 2019, 10:47:56 AM
Nothing's worse than your "get filthy rich plays". My answer is actually the precise goal of what a handicapper should be. Not my fault god can't fix your stupidity.
You are lying.

You KNOW my Get Filthy Rich plays have been positive for years.

I will accept any challenge you offer, if you have the nuts.

But you shouldn't do it.

I am better at this than you... far Far FAR better.

Trust me.

I will crush you.
Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: Calhoun on April 26, 2019, 03:20:41 PM: Quote from: help on April 26, 2019, 02:55:18 PM
One who reposts same topic asking for 20 less words.

http://www.horseplop.com/index.php?topic=60618.msg936357#msg936357
Thank you.

You have done a good job studying all of my posts and organizing them for your ease of access.

As well you should.

Thanks.
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: Zoooooming By! on April 26, 2019, 07:38:24 PM: BET WIN!
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Title: Re: In 10 Words Or Less, Define A Good Handicapper
Post by: slivercharm on April 26, 2019, 08:58:38 PM: Quote from: help on April 26, 2019, 06:21:29 PM

Actually thought you might have stolen it from Rocco, so I did a topic search, as anyone can, and it was you basically rehashing an old topic.

He’s retired uses plop to pass some days leave Calvin be he’s given out some good picks he’ll I think his dog beat a poster a few years back
Title: Re: SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY .... DEFINE A GOOD HANDICAPPER ... IN 30 WORDS OR LESS
Post by: slivercharm on April 26, 2019, 10:20:58 PM: Quote from: help on April 26, 2019, 10:14:30 PM
Ok charm. He just gets kinda lippy and upitty once in a while. I'll leave him be for now. Not nice to pick on the elderly.

Everyone can be grouchy every once in a while we are all entitled