It's a WONDERMENT that you MORONS never win.
(1) You all have a need to bet .10 cent SUPERS every race at every track. You DIMWITS don't do any HANDICAPPING.
(2) A person gets FORM day before and studies. Then the next day. One checks track conditions,scratches,jockey changes,male horses that first time gelded.
(3) NO ONE pays attention to MORNING LINE. It's your money and your DECISION to bet it. Morning line makers are TOTAL IDIOTS.
(4) NOW you can arrive at track and get any late scratches. Your prepared. Your only gonna make at most 3 bets. Maybe not even that.
(5) Say you like a horse in particular race and want front wraps off. Comes out front wrapped. YOU PASS the RACE.
(6) A person can go to track and enjoy. Sit back and drink with tips,$100.00. Your only lookin for certain races to bet. And them races ain't CHALKS. People will come up to you every race and say WHO YOU LIKE. They bet every race,at every track and within a hour their broke. Then they want to borrow or want you to buy half of their DUMBASS bet. You tell them. I'll buy you some beers,but NO LOANS and YOU ain't buying in.
(7) PATIENCE. That what one do. Someday's one don't even make a bet. Your down a $100.00 drinkin. Who cares. Your the most famous name at track. Your known and have been for years.
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Over years,You hit some nice ones. Then your bar bill is $300.00.
(9) PHILOSOPHICAL WISDOM from one JOHN FRANK ARMY.
(10) I AM,JOHN FRANK ARMY. I AM THE MAN.