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Harness Racing Hell
« on: April 12, 2018, 09:21:33 PM »
If you got sentenced to hell whcih 1 of the 3 punishments would you pick.

A track that stays on zero for eternity with a never ending countdown clock

A horse that drops into the 3 hole and never pulls

Being foced to bet into pools with a 99% takeout

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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2018, 09:23:14 PM »
  DIDNT DAN NANTS HAVE A WEB SITE FORUM NAMED HARNESS  RACING HELL?

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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2018, 09:26:15 PM »
locked in the house with delroy with no snacks,,
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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2018, 10:28:51 PM »
Stuck betting the Meadows.  Enough said...

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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2018, 06:29:46 AM »
stuck listening to Roger Huston!

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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2018, 07:40:14 AM »
what would heaven be

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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2018, 07:46:48 AM »
Being able to bet penny and nickel tris and supers etc. Also how about OTB taking cans and bottles?That's my Heavan

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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2018, 03:07:47 PM »
Being a 60's musician who played with the greats, I have a reoccuring dream that I die and go to hell and find that the devil is a great rock fan.  He offers me a choice of burning in the flames of hell for eternity or playing in his All-Star rock band.  He opens the door to the studio for a peek and I see Jimi, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, George Harrison et al, and I immediately opt. in.  Through another door enters Karen Carpenter, who I find is the Bandleader.  OK boys on the count,  "We've Only Just Begun"  for the rest of eternity.

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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2018, 12:30:35 PM »
Racing harness horses at a Phil Langley run track for 6 months and then switch to a track run by jeff gural. And never being able to race anywhere else.  THAT is PURE Hell.   

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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2018, 04:08:06 PM »
Shadow  ...   You have to admit though, she had an awesome voice. 

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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2018, 06:15:58 PM »
what would heaven be

telling Gural he's on the waiting list...

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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2018, 07:05:47 PM »
Being a 60's musician who played with the greats, I have a reoccuring dream that I die and go to hell and find that the devil is a great rock fan.  He offers me a choice of burning in the flames of hell for eternity or playing in his All-Star rock band.  He opens the door to the studio for a peek and I see Jimi, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, George Harrison et al, and I immediately opt. in.  Through another door enters Karen Carpenter, who I find is the Bandleader.  OK boys on the count,  "We've Only Just Begun"  for the rest of eternity.
Keep Bonham away from Carpenter ngc3
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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2018, 09:14:13 AM »
Being a 60's musician who played with the greats, I have a reoccuring dream that I die and go to hell and find that the devil is a great rock fan.  He offers me a choice of burning in the flames of hell for eternity or playing in his All-Star rock band.  He opens the door to the studio for a peek and I see Jimi, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, George Harrison et al, and I immediately opt. in.  Through another door enters Karen Carpenter, who I find is the Bandleader.  OK boys on the count,  "We've Only Just Begun"  for the rest of eternity.
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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2018, 11:11:52 AM »
Shadow  ...   You have to admit though, she had an awesome voice. 

Actually, she was also an accomplished drummer.  That is a little known fact alas a little soft for that bunch.

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Re: Harness Racing Hell
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2018, 11:12:30 AM »

 

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