Harness Racing Hell

[FourStarzMark]

If you got sentenced to hell whcih 1 of the 3 punishments would you pick.

A track that stays on zero for eternity with a never ending countdown clock

A horse that drops into the 3 hole and never pulls

Being foced to bet into pools with a 99% takeout

 

[Germy dDay]

  DIDNT DAN NANTS HAVE A WEB SITE FORUM NAMED HARNESS  RACING HELL?

[LUCPARK]

locked in the house with delroy with no snacks,,

[TW]

Stuck betting the Meadows.  Enough said...

[the master]

stuck listening to Roger Huston!

[PIGLAND]

what would heaven be

[EPM]

Being able to bet penny and nickel tris and supers etc. Also how about OTB taking cans and bottles?That's my Heavan

[Shadow Wave]

Being a 60's musician who played with the greats, I have a reoccuring dream that I die and go to hell and find that the devil is a great rock fan.  He offers me a choice of burning in the flames of hell for eternity or playing in his All-Star rock band.  He opens the door to the studio for a peek and I see Jimi, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, George Harrison et al, and I immediately opt. in.  Through another door enters Karen Carpenter, who I find is the Bandleader.  OK boys on the count,  "We've Only Just Begun"  for the rest of eternity.

[viking55]

Racing harness horses at a Phil Langley run track for 6 months and then switch to a track run by jeff gural. And never being able to race anywhere else.  THAT is PURE Hell.   

[slimshady]

Shadow  ...   You have to admit though, she had an awesome voice. 

[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]

what would heaven be

telling Gural he's on the waiting list...

[oh canada]

Being a 60's musician who played with the greats, I have a reoccuring dream that I die and go to hell and find that the devil is a great rock fan.  He offers me a choice of burning in the flames of hell for eternity or playing in his All-Star rock band.  He opens the door to the studio for a peek and I see Jimi, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, George Harrison et al, and I immediately opt. in.  Through another door enters Karen Carpenter, who I find is the Bandleader.  OK boys on the count,  "We've Only Just Begun"  for the rest of eternity.

Keep Bonham away from Carpenter

[moelarrythecheese]

Being a 60's musician who played with the greats, I have a reoccuring dream that I die and go to hell and find that the devil is a great rock fan.  He offers me a choice of burning in the flames of hell for eternity or playing in his All-Star rock band.  He opens the door to the studio for a peek and I see Jimi, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, George Harrison et al, and I immediately opt. in.  Through another door enters Karen Carpenter, who I find is the Bandleader.  OK boys on the count,  "We've Only Just Begun"  for the rest of eternity.

[Shadow Wave]

Shadow  ...   You have to admit though, she had an awesome voice. 

Actually, she was also an accomplished drummer.  That is a little known fact alas a little soft for that bunch.

[Shadow Wave]

stuck listening to Roger Huston!