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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: FourStarzMark on April 12, 2018, 09:21:33 PM

Title: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: FourStarzMark on April 12, 2018, 09:21:33 PM: If you got sentenced to hell whcih 1 of the 3 punishments would you pick.

A track that stays on zero for eternity with a never ending countdown clock

A horse that drops into the 3 hole and never pulls

Being foced to bet into pools with a 99% takeout

11.wp
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: Germy dDay on April 12, 2018, 09:23:14 PM: DIDNT DAN NANTS HAVE A WEB SITE FORUM NAMED HARNESS RACING HELL?
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: LUCPARK on April 12, 2018, 09:26:15 PM: locked in the house with delroy with no snacks,,
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: TW on April 12, 2018, 10:28:51 PM: Stuck betting the Meadows. Enough said...
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: the master on April 13, 2018, 06:29:46 AM: stuck listening to Roger Huston!
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: PIGLAND on April 13, 2018, 07:40:14 AM: what would heaven be
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: EPM on April 13, 2018, 07:46:48 AM: Being able to bet penny and nickel tris and supers etc. Also how about OTB taking cans and bottles?That's my Heavan
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: Shadow Wave on April 13, 2018, 03:07:47 PM: Being a 60's musician who played with the greats, I have a reoccuring dream that I die and go to hell and find that the devil is a great rock fan. He offers me a choice of burning in the flames of hell for eternity or playing in his All-Star rock band. He opens the door to the studio for a peek and I see Jimi, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, George Harrison et al, and I immediately opt. in. Through another door enters Karen Carpenter, who I find is the Bandleader. OK boys on the count, "We've Only Just Begun" for the rest of eternity.
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: viking55 on April 14, 2018, 12:30:35 PM: Racing harness horses at a Phil Langley run track for 6 months and then switch to a track run by jeff gural. And never being able to race anywhere else. THAT is PURE Hell.
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: slimshady on April 14, 2018, 04:08:06 PM: Shadow ... You have to admit though, she had an awesome voice.
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: Buffy the Vampire Slayer on April 14, 2018, 06:15:58 PM: Quote from: PIGLAND on April 13, 2018, 07:40:14 AM
what would heaven be

telling Gural he's on the waiting list...
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: oh canada on April 14, 2018, 07:05:47 PM: Quote from: Shadow Wave on April 13, 2018, 03:07:47 PM
Being a 60's musician who played with the greats, I have a reoccuring dream that I die and go to hell and find that the devil is a great rock fan. He offers me a choice of burning in the flames of hell for eternity or playing in his All-Star rock band. He opens the door to the studio for a peek and I see Jimi, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, George Harrison et al, and I immediately opt. in. Through another door enters Karen Carpenter, who I find is the Bandleader. OK boys on the count, "We've Only Just Begun" for the rest of eternity.
Keep Bonham away from Carpenter ngc3
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: moelarrythecheese on April 15, 2018, 09:14:13 AM: Quote from: Shadow Wave on April 13, 2018, 03:07:47 PM
Being a 60's musician who played with the greats, I have a reoccuring dream that I die and go to hell and find that the devil is a great rock fan. He offers me a choice of burning in the flames of hell for eternity or playing in his All-Star rock band. He opens the door to the studio for a peek and I see Jimi, John Bonham, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, George Harrison et al, and I immediately opt. in. Through another door enters Karen Carpenter, who I find is the Bandleader. OK boys on the count, "We've Only Just Begun" for the rest of eternity.
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Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: Shadow Wave on April 15, 2018, 11:11:52 AM: Quote from: slimshady on April 14, 2018, 04:08:06 PM
Shadow ... You have to admit though, she had an awesome voice.

Actually, she was also an accomplished drummer. That is a little known fact alas a little soft for that bunch.
Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: Shadow Wave on April 15, 2018, 11:12:30 AM: Quote from: the master on April 13, 2018, 06:29:46 AM
stuck listening to Roger Huston!

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Title: Re: Harness Racing Hell
Post by: quitpullinmychain on April 15, 2018, 03:53:41 PM: Get a cold # from the paddock & get shut out at the window.And like groundhog day it keeps happening every day.