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« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2023, 11:27:27 PM »
I remember many years ago at Monti   Finelittlelass    and   Beautifulass     There was another one named  Threepoundfinger
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« Reply #61 on: June 08, 2023, 11:39:34 PM »
Quote from: Fuguzzi on June 08, 2023, 11:27:27 PM
I remember many years ago at Monti   Finelittlelass    and   Beautifulass     There was another one named  Threepoundfinger

Best ever!   ngc3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #62 on: June 21, 2023, 07:44:00 PM »
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #63 on: June 21, 2023, 09:55:55 PM »
Quote from: Bernie Madoff on January 30, 2021, 08:36:14 PM
There was a horse who lost his tail in an accident. His name was Missing Detail.

Quote from: eyeinthesky on January 31, 2021, 07:58:22 AM
The absolute best name ever given a horse , was given to a Toronto  based  thorobred filly
The name was so good , the announcer at the Greenwood and Woodbine tracks  NEVER spoke her name......not in the parade , not in the race  and not in the winners' circle where she appeared quite often.    He would call her in the race by "number" and refer to the jockey making a move with the "number"

It was such a logical name............. ........tieing the filly back to her sire and  dam..it went right by the register, and it wasn't till she was in to race for the first time..that it was noticed

The sire   was YORK Fighter.....and
 the dam was HUNTers Miss

I'm sure you can figure out her name from my clues...and realize why she never got a call

Love both of these,  never heard of either before.  Great story too.  Worth repeating.
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« Reply #64 on: June 21, 2023, 10:41:15 PM »
Quote from: Senator Blutarsky on June 08, 2023, 11:39:34 PM
Best ever!   ngc3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM

Only you would remember these names. you forgot Dewey Cox!
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« Reply #65 on: June 21, 2023, 10:55:35 PM »
Exactly Hanover / Matriarch / Marion Monet / Chapter Seven / Muscles Marinara / Blue Porsche
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« Reply #66 on: June 22, 2023, 09:02:19 AM »
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #67 on: June 23, 2023, 10:24:51 PM »
Skunk was anything, but a Skunk.
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« Reply #68 on: June 23, 2023, 11:27:57 PM »
Quote from: Meadow Ford on June 23, 2023, 10:24:51 PM
Skunk was anything, but a Skunk.

Bobby Watkinson?
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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #69 on: June 24, 2023, 02:10:27 PM »
Poor FIVEKNUCKLESHUFFL E  1:51.1   $193,662 he was a gelding so never got to do the fiveknuckleshuffl e.
To bad old boy!
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« Reply #70 on: July 23, 2023, 12:25:59 PM »
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« Reply #71 on: July 23, 2023, 07:06:33 PM »
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« Reply #72 on: July 25, 2023, 11:13:53 AM »
From yesterday. I forgot what track

Sense a million

I did a double take when I heard the call. I didn't catch on until the announcer said it
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