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Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2023, 11:27:27 PM »
I remember many years ago at Monti   Finelittlelass    and   Beautifulass     There was another one named  Threepoundfinger

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« Reply #61 on: June 08, 2023, 11:39:34 PM »
I remember many years ago at Monti   Finelittlelass    and   Beautifulass     There was another one named  Threepoundfinger

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« Reply #63 on: June 21, 2023, 09:55:55 PM »
There was a horse who lost his tail in an accident. His name was Missing Detail.

The absolute best name ever given a horse , was given to a Toronto  based  thorobred filly
The name was so good , the announcer at the Greenwood and Woodbine tracks  NEVER spoke her name......not in the parade , not in the race  and not in the winners' circle where she appeared quite often.    He would call her in the race by "number" and refer to the jockey making a move with the "number"

It was such a logical name............. ........tieing the filly back to her sire and  dam..it went right by the register, and it wasn't till she was in to race for the first time..that it was noticed

The sire   was YORK Fighter.....and
 the dam was HUNTers Miss

I'm sure you can figure out her name from my clues...and realize why she never got a call

Love both of these,  never heard of either before.  Great story too.  Worth repeating.

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« Reply #64 on: June 21, 2023, 10:41:15 PM »
Best ever!   ngc3:

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« Reply #65 on: June 21, 2023, 10:55:35 PM »
Exactly Hanover / Matriarch / Marion Monet / Chapter Seven / Muscles Marinara / Blue Porsche
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« Reply #66 on: June 22, 2023, 09:02:19 AM »
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« Reply #67 on: June 23, 2023, 10:24:51 PM »
Skunk was anything, but a Skunk.
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

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« Reply #68 on: June 23, 2023, 11:27:57 PM »
Skunk was anything, but a Skunk.

Bobby Watkinson?

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« Reply #69 on: June 24, 2023, 02:10:27 PM »
Poor FIVEKNUCKLESHUFFL E  1:51.1   $193,662 he was a gelding so never got to do the fiveknuckleshuffl e.
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« Reply #72 on: July 25, 2023, 11:13:53 AM »
From yesterday. I forgot what track

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I did a double take when I heard the call. I didn't catch on until the announcer said it

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