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Title: Best Harness Horse Names
Post by: bestbetter on January 29, 2021, 10:37:46 AM
Eugeneugenious, Eatinroadkill, Nightcourtdan, slideitin. To name a few...
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Post by: Calhoun on January 29, 2021, 10:53:02 AM
Sting That Rat
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Post by: silent one on January 29, 2021, 10:58:18 AM
  Oliver Klozov
  C U Next Tuesday
  Almost Alpo
  Also Ran,
  and Dawn Lupul's favorite Domedomedome

    Sincerely, Silent One
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Post by: Third Over on January 29, 2021, 11:22:24 AM
Master Baiter..
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Post by: gulch on January 29, 2021, 11:28:56 AM
Mr Big Load
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Post by: Frank the Zipper on January 29, 2021, 11:35:32 AM
Sonofabeach
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Post by: McGIBBS on January 29, 2021, 11:44:51 AM
Smokin D(https://i.imgur.com/fYobqIA.jpg)bies
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Post by: LUCPARK on January 29, 2021, 11:46:58 AM
ROCKIE GOT FRAMED... ;D ;D
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Post by: horses first on January 29, 2021, 11:59:17 AM
Game Stop...if not used you can bet will show up as a baby name in 2021. 
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Post by: Fatboy on January 29, 2021, 12:02:03 PM
ROCKYWASARAT
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Post by: firhill on January 29, 2021, 12:34:55 PM
kitchener on tuesday

zombie hoof
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Post by: Fatboy on January 29, 2021, 01:02:17 PM
PINK CHEEKS

Panty Raid won inaugural World Trotting Derby.
Catch driven by John Simpson Jr for Stanley Dancer.
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Post by: Locked in with pace on January 29, 2021, 01:31:35 PM
Hoof Farted
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Post by: LUCPARK on January 29, 2021, 01:32:56 PM
ROCKYWASARAT

MADE 300K IN TWO YRS RACING HOW DID YOURS DO

...

HES BACK NOW WITH TERM,,LETS SEE HOW IT GOES..
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Post by: Will to win on January 29, 2021, 02:00:52 PM
Pocomoonshine
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Post by: dukeman on January 29, 2021, 02:06:26 PM
UTORTUREMEFERN
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Post by: spaheaven on January 29, 2021, 02:25:38 PM
Mid 80's meds had a horse named Iron Balls.
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Post by: Realfullswedge on January 29, 2021, 02:50:46 PM
Chicago Hitman
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Post by: Fatboy on January 29, 2021, 03:52:28 PM
MADE 300K IN TWO YRS RACING HOW DID YOURS DO

...

HES BACK NOW WITH TERM,,LETS SEE HOW IT GOES..

  I never lost 1 nickle on any of them.
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Post by: horsetruth on January 29, 2021, 04:51:08 PM
Boldacious Tatas

 11.wp 11.wp 11.wp
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Post by: slivercharm on January 29, 2021, 10:14:56 PM
Alpo bound

Saw it at a quarter horse track 20 years ago
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Post by: oldjohn123 on January 29, 2021, 11:31:45 PM
Horizontal Helen
Sure Bankrupts.
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Post by: cornishcommish on January 30, 2021, 07:18:16 AM
Hoof Farted

I think the actual name was Hoof HEARTED.......... ................b ut your name did have the pronunciation correct
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Post by: The Exporter on January 30, 2021, 08:10:44 AM
Boldacious Tatas

 11.wp 11.wp 11.wp
A New York runner that sparked a few changes at The Jockey Club.
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Post by: AsPromised on January 30, 2021, 10:50:40 AM
Ron Jeremy  ngc3 ngc3 :1 :1
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Post by: Sterno on January 30, 2021, 12:09:25 PM
A few years ago at Northfield....... ...Richard Breath (Richard-Dick)
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Post by: bestbetter on January 30, 2021, 12:10:55 PM
I was at Hazel Park, a dude and his ole lady were handicapping and she says "Slideitin or I will shoptilyoudrop" Two actual horses in the same race. The guy shot Her a dirty look lol... ngc3 ngc3
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Post by: Manny on January 30, 2021, 01:44:17 PM
Camel Toe
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Post by: MR.DALRAE on January 30, 2021, 06:29:47 PM
Bob On This
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Post by: TimTimTimbo on January 30, 2021, 06:36:19 PM
WIllie Wanker
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Post by: Bernie Madoff on January 30, 2021, 08:36:14 PM
There was a horse who lost his tail in an accident. His name was Missing Detail.
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Post by: carl baldwin on January 30, 2021, 08:40:48 PM
A trotter that raced at Hawthorne in 1985
Blowing Snow.
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Post by: Bernie Madoff on January 30, 2021, 08:59:09 PM
A trotter that raced at Hawthorne in 1985
Blowing Snow.




Snow Fooling ?
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Post by: whiptherabbit on January 30, 2021, 09:54:30 PM
Firhill: kitchenerontuesda y was certainly a good one, especially for those who understood its meaning  tmbz1

I loved hearing them try to announce
BABABABABARBRAPAN at the big m , what 20 years ago??
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Post by: Village Idiot on January 31, 2021, 02:48:14 AM
Not harness but this race call still cracks me up

https://youtu.be/BVMY-VX7NyA
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Post by: Village Idiot on January 31, 2021, 02:50:30 AM
Ron Jeremy  ngc3 ngc3 :1 :1


Should be a high priced stud
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Post by: Casualfan1 on January 31, 2021, 03:00:32 AM
Love Canal
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Post by: Sterno on January 31, 2021, 03:14:29 AM
Ron Jeremy was gelded. ngc3The real Ron was doing an show in Cleveland one nite and heard about the horse.Actually went to Northfield to watch him run.He didnt win that nite...should have went to the front but I think he tried to come from behind that race ngc3
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Post by: Bernie Madoff on January 31, 2021, 06:47:20 AM
Ron Jeremy was gelded. ngc3The real Ron was doing an show in Cleveland one nite and heard about the horse.Actually went to Northfield to watch him run.He didnt win that nite...should have went to the front but I think he tried to come from behind that race ngc3







 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1
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Post by: Wizard78 on January 31, 2021, 07:04:46 AM
BEST OF ALL

  WIGGLE IT NIGLET
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Post by: eyeinthesky on January 31, 2021, 07:58:22 AM
The absolute best name ever given a horse , was given to a Toronto  based  thorobred filly
The name was so good , the announcer at the Greenwood and Woodbine tracks  NEVER spoke her name......not in the parade , not in the race  and not in the winners' circle where she appeared quite often.    He would call her in the race by "number" and refer to the jockey making a move with the "number"

It was such a logical name............. ........tieing the filly back to her sire and  dam..it went right by the register, and it wasn't till she was in to race for the first time..that it was noticed

The sire   was YORK Fighter.....and
 the dam was HUNTers Miss

I'm sure you can figure out her name from my clues...and realize why she never got a call
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Post by: EPM on January 31, 2021, 09:37:28 AM
Man from Nantucket
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Post by: MR.DALRAE on January 31, 2021, 10:27:27 AM
No Sex Please
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Post by: Sterno on January 31, 2021, 12:21:01 PM
Announcer in Chicago would never call the name Unibomber,only the number.
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Post by: private ritual on January 31, 2021, 01:18:14 PM
NORAS TANT
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Post by: MR.DALRAE on January 31, 2021, 02:01:19 PM
Announcer in Chicago would never call the name Unibomber,only the number.

I always hated that
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Post by: TW on January 31, 2021, 07:26:42 PM
Silk Balls.  Raced at the Meadows in the 90s.  George Brennan drove the horse.

Roger used to get a kick calling his races.

"Brennan pulls Silk Balls from the pocket."
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Post by: takethereigns on January 31, 2021, 11:34:04 PM
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the queenofbaddecisio ns
baseball mom
leilani the liar
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touchmywiener
cocksoup
drinkmycome
darnley sucks
christy the witch
fukorey
cassandrashiney
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Post by: asbestos on February 01, 2021, 04:24:08 PM

Dan Daley had one called FUGLY
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Post by: nonopedojoe on February 03, 2021, 08:33:14 PM
Skid Marks
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Post by: HornbyDuke on February 03, 2021, 10:22:01 PM
Let it Ride
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Post by: ryansdad on February 03, 2021, 10:41:25 PM
           I AM TROUBLE
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Post by: Manny on February 04, 2021, 12:12:40 AM
Roger was maybe getting aroused.

Silk Balls.  Raced at the Meadows in the 90s.  George Brennan drove the horse.

Roger used to get a kick calling his races.

"Brennan pulls Silk Balls from the pocket."
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Post by: Bobbo on March 26, 2022, 11:37:10 PM
Snip Magoo

Get Rich Quick

Phil Collins

MostHappyHrvy
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Post by: Kirby's Ace on March 31, 2022, 04:56:10 PM
DOMEDOMEDOME
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Post by: hot2trot on November 19, 2022, 01:59:55 AM
horse.  just horse  ngc3
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Post by: JL52 on November 20, 2022, 05:33:58 PM
Flatulence raced at Monticello several decades ago.
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Post by: panhunter on February 01, 2023, 02:43:50 PM
PANHUNTER
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Post by: Fuguzzi on June 08, 2023, 10:31:03 PM
Cumonmat
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Post by: Generation XYZ on June 08, 2023, 11:14:49 PM
DOMETHATAGAIN
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Post by: Fuguzzi on June 08, 2023, 11:27:27 PM
I remember many years ago at Monti   Finelittlelass    and   Beautifulass     There was another one named  Threepoundfinger
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Post by: Senator Blutarsky on June 08, 2023, 11:39:34 PM
I remember many years ago at Monti   Finelittlelass    and   Beautifulass     There was another one named  Threepoundfinger

Best ever!   ngc3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM
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Post by: kooter for hipin on June 21, 2023, 07:44:00 PM
Pocomoonshine


With Loosh
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Post by: The Thorn on June 21, 2023, 09:55:55 PM
There was a horse who lost his tail in an accident. His name was Missing Detail.

The absolute best name ever given a horse , was given to a Toronto  based  thorobred filly
The name was so good , the announcer at the Greenwood and Woodbine tracks  NEVER spoke her name......not in the parade , not in the race  and not in the winners' circle where she appeared quite often.    He would call her in the race by "number" and refer to the jockey making a move with the "number"

It was such a logical name............. ........tieing the filly back to her sire and  dam..it went right by the register, and it wasn't till she was in to race for the first time..that it was noticed

The sire   was YORK Fighter.....and
 the dam was HUNTers Miss

I'm sure you can figure out her name from my clues...and realize why she never got a call

Love both of these,  never heard of either before.  Great story too.  Worth repeating.
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Post by: Generation XYZ on June 21, 2023, 10:41:15 PM
Best ever!   ngc3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM

Only you would remember these names. you forgot Dewey Cox!
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Post by: Generation XYZ on June 21, 2023, 10:55:35 PM
Exactly Hanover / Matriarch / Marion Monet / Chapter Seven / Muscles Marinara / Blue Porsche
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Post by: old guy on June 22, 2023, 09:02:19 AM
Sweet Patootie
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Post by: Meadow Ford on June 23, 2023, 10:24:51 PM
Skunk was anything, but a Skunk.
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Post by: old guy on June 23, 2023, 11:27:57 PM
Skunk was anything, but a Skunk.

Bobby Watkinson?
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Post by: Meadow Ford on June 24, 2023, 02:10:27 PM
Poor FIVEKNUCKLESHUFFL E  1:51.1   $193,662 he was a gelding so never got to do the fiveknuckleshuffl e.
To bad old boy!
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Post by: Generation XYZ on July 23, 2023, 12:25:59 PM
Ron Jeremy
Pandoras Boxxx
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Post by: Fuguzzi on July 23, 2023, 07:06:33 PM
No Sex Please
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Post by: bello on July 25, 2023, 11:13:53 AM
From yesterday. I forgot what track

Sense a million

I did a double take when I heard the call. I didn't catch on until the announcer said it
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Post by: Generation XYZ on July 25, 2023, 11:18:09 AM
Billionheir
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Post by: Generation XYZ on August 04, 2023, 10:28:30 PM
Chuck Roast
Ball Gagg
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