Must be a failed crook.
Have a giant schnoz.
At one time have your head stuck in a toilet by a wise guy.
Piss / shit your pants because of the same wise guy.
Be that wise guy's bitch until the wise guy dies.
Say you're raising $50,000 when you likely didn't raise $5,000.
Never stop grifting.
Support each others or the mutual grift.
Be appealing to a very low IQ audience.
