Well you got your protege already, maybe he can teach you & junior how to make no money training & have everyone know you're a broken down fool holding a recorder.
So that's how it feels to be left in the dust

Tell your wife and kids, Uncle Trigger is here for them any time they need...
...and if they see this message...
RUN from the Knob as fast as possible 
....most decent human beings will just buy you the corn dog, not dedicate a paragraph of how going to school all year is deserving that you'll spring for some fair food
