A Horseplop Tale

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A Horseplop Tale (Proposed)

(Docu-Comedy-Sport)

Rating: R or NC 17 (Graphic Content, Adult Content {Themes of Drugs Alcohol, Sex, Smoking}, Adult Language, Nudity, Violence)

Tag line: An Insane Comedic Road To Redemption, Justice, Success & Peace set in the World of Harness Racing - Real & Virtual.

Starring: Real - Ploppers, Horses, Horsemen, Owners, Gamblers, Animal Advocates, Officials, Politicians, Track / Casino Owners, Execs.

Filming Locations: (Probable NY, NJ, PA, OH, IN, IL) (Possible DE, MN, MA, FL, CA, NV, Canada)

Budget: $100,000

Release Date: Hambletonian 2027

Premise: (Under Wraps)

Cast: (Under Wraps)

Crew: (Unknown)

Producer: (Unknown)

[LUCPARK]

You need a girlfriend 

Or a nice looking man friend 

U
Have
2
Much
Time
On
Your
✋

[Ignorance Is Bliss]

Would you like the number for Catherine's agent???

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Central cast figures to the plot, poof - arrived 

I get plenty of pussy, when I want pussy, do you guys need some?   

Once, twice a week a nice 45m-1 hr session, we're not spring chickens 

I'm studying the 10th at GP for Sat. -  Forward Gal S. (Grade III)

[seen2much]

What has the world has missing? Obviously...it's a horseplop production on harness racing. 
 

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What has the world has missing? Obviously...it's a horseplop production on harness racing. 
 

Fuck the world!  ,

Will it be funny, crazy, insane

Yes,

Will it be watched and enjoyed,

Yes! 

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Fuck the world!  ,

Will it be funny, crazy, insane

Yes,

Will it be watched and enjoyed,

Yes! 

Filming Locations: (Definite) Horseplop 

 

[Kirby's Ace]

Would you like the number for Catherine's agent???

Which one of the four ladies in that picture is Catherine?

 

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Equine Rescue Scams

That's who posted in this forum.

Did that screen name ever admit to being Catherine?

That's between Gaagoots and Mike, that Gootsie fell for it in private with "Catherine", otherwise what did I miss?

[Ignorance Is Bliss]

Equine Rescue Scams

That's who posted in this forum.

Did that screen name ever admit to being Catherine?

That's between Gaagoots and Mike, that Gootsie fell for it in private with "Catherine", otherwise what did I miss?

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I got a funny feeling for the big screen, gootsie will end up on the cutting room floor if even make it in a bit, t-ball...you  know who the stars are.

I ain't talking about me at all.

Just a plopper with a vision, and few ideas. 

It really is a good tale, people will laugh that's a fact, be entertained too but they'll be frightened, that it is all real too...has gone on...still going on.

[rainman2]

Ideas for location:

Chicago and surrounding area
South Florida
Some basements in New York State (and it’s cold there now)!

Other ideas on location gladly accepted! 

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Ideas for location:

Chicago and surrounding area
South Florida
Some basements in New York State (and it’s cold there now)!

Other ideas on location gladly accepted!

Not a documentary about Horseplop, but about Harness racing.  Horseplop being a central figure and some of it's members being key cast...their stories, adventures and out into the world the camera and audio roll.  A Horseplop production, not a camera viewing chats.   

Importantly our culture here - uncensored, unabashed, sick and nuts and smart and experienced and viscous more than brotherly love is the approach taking it out there. 

The industry has been getting away with murder, this ain't no rated "G"  production going out there in the harness racing world and whomever influences, supports and is responsible for it is going to dish or "die" 

In other words, gloves are off, just like here but out there 

[MIKE P]

JOE PESCI CAN PLAY THE ROLE OF LUCPARK

[Yonkers1A]

JOE PESCI CAN PLAY THE ROLE OF LUCPARK

That’s pretty good.