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The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« on: January 28, 2026, 02:08:34 PM »
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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2026, 02:35:44 PM »
Here is the real trailer for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxXJAqOU00g

I ain't paying a dime  ngc3, but I'll watch it at some point and form my own opinions. 

The trailer, sick comedy  ;D

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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2026, 09:48:36 PM »
I saw it today

Theatre was packed

Standing ovation at end

Will def win Oscar’s
Trump is your daddy

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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2026, 10:19:57 PM »
I saw it today

Theatre was packed

Standing ovation at end

Will def win Oscar’s

50 Oscars  ngc3

Movie gets released Friday  ngc3

Time for your suppository old timer  ngc3

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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2026, 12:29:58 AM »
50 Oscars  ngc3

Movie gets released Friday  ngc3

Time for your suppository old timer  ngc3

Add ExLax too

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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2026, 01:18:21 AM »

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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2026, 09:57:24 PM »
I saw it today

Theatre was packed

Standing ovation at end

Will def win Oscar’s
Bullshit. The movie doesn’t open until Friday. It may be the biggest bomb since the Edsel.

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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2026, 01:03:33 PM »
I would go only if I was assured that there would be video clips of her nude photoshoot for Max magazine from 1995.
I would post some of the nude photos from google, if I knew how.
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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2026, 12:18:05 AM »
Welcome to the real world ladies and gentlemen!

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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2026, 05:56:45 AM »
Nice gift from Bezos.

I wonder what he gets in return.

The trailer sucked, not a good sign for her doc.

Trump the "unifier"  ngc3 "doing a fantastic job" ngc3

Sure he is, Melania  tmbz1  ngc3

The First Slovenian Whore of the The United States of America  ;D
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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2026, 10:10:12 AM »
Nice gift from Bezos.

I wonder what he gets in return.

The trailer sucked, not a good sign for her doc.

Trump the "unifier"  ngc3 "doing a fantastic job" ngc3

Sure he is, Melania  tmbz1  ngc3

The First Slovenian Whore of the The United States of America  ;D

A “TAX WRITEOFF”!!

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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2026, 10:52:56 AM »
A “TAX WRITEOFF”!!

In a legit world.

Who says Trump and his (paying  ngc3) pals even have to pay or are paying taxes during the time we're serving with him as Prez.

Switzerland gave him some bs gifts, Rolex clock and a gold bar and he dropped their tariffs down 39% to 15%.

Corruption all the way, you're giving him credit...think the worst and its that or even worse  ngc3

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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2026, 11:02:00 AM »
I haven't seen the movie-
I heard the scalpers dumped tix for the premiere at a big loss.
Best review I heard.

"This movie is so bad that if it was being shown on a plane, people would still walk out"

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Re: The Melania movie 'reviews' are in!
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2026, 11:07:51 AM »
I haven't seen the movie-
I heard the scalpers dumped tix for the premiere at a big loss.
Best review I heard.

"This movie is so bad that if it was being shown on a plane, people would still walk out"

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