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The Real Voice

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Jew Birthday
« on: January 23, 2026, 06:54:14 PM »
Just want to let everyone know it's my birthday and as a proud Jew, I invite all and any cash gifts.  I'm so thankful I've actually made it this far and I'm actually not in prison.  I dodged a giant bullet when I murdered my mother to collect the insurance money.  My prostate issue has subsided and I'm just a happy Jew.  So blessed and happy for what I have.  To all my fellow Jew forum friends. Mazel Tov. 

Sincerely,

Scott Erhlich
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Kirby's Cousin

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Re: Jew Birthday
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2026, 07:02:29 PM »
I'll give you $100 Trigger dollars
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Re: Jew Birthday
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2026, 07:03:35 PM »
Quote from: The Real Voice on January 23, 2026, 06:54:14 PM
Just want to let everyone know it's my birthday and as a proud Jew, I invite all and any cash gifts.  I'm so thankful I've actually made it this far and I'm actually not in prison.  I dodged a giant bullet when I murdered my mother to collect the insurance money.  My prostate issue has subsided and I'm just a happy Jew.  So blessed and happy for what I have.  To all my fellow Jew forum friends. Mazel Tov. 

Sincerely,

Scott Erhlich
The Real Voice

Still spelling your own name wrong... ngc3

Scott Ehrlich

Happy Birthday Nazi, from us, the entire forum, to you in your basement bunker... ngc3



Heil!  ;D
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Trigger

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Re: Jew Birthday
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2026, 07:06:03 PM »
Quote from: Kirby's Cousin on January 23, 2026, 07:02:29 PM
I'll give you $100 Trigger dollars

You wanna be my Pigeon Vagina Ho 2, sure  ngc3

Why don't you give our nazi pal some real dollars, (have any  ngc3) he needs it for another proper gift...

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Re: Jew Birthday
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2026, 07:48:23 PM »
It's been a month since my favorite Jew celebrated his birthday.  Make sure to turn yourself in for mothering your mom with a pillow.  How dare you
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Trigger

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Re: Jew Birthday
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2026, 08:00:48 PM »
Quote from: Maury Goldstein on February 23, 2026, 07:48:23 PM
It's been a month since my favorite Jew celebrated his birthday.  Make sure to turn yourself in for mothering your mom with a pillow.  How dare you

Side splitting and informative  ngc3

What happened to that threat about Ohio Bill coming to fuck me up  ngc3

Fucking modern day nazis are such a disappointment  ngc3

Once seeking to dominate the world  ngc3

Now resort to fake names in chat rooms and spread lightweight hate  ngc3

I was just thinking, Germany doesn't even have nuclear weapons does it?  But Israel does?  ngc3

How did that happen  ;D
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Sakit

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Re: Jew Birthday
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2026, 08:07:33 PM »
Quote from: The Real Voice on January 23, 2026, 06:54:14 PM
Just want to let everyone know it's my birthday and as a proud Jew, I invite all and any cash gifts.  I'm so thankful I've actually made it this far and I'm actually not in prison.  I dodged a giant bullet when I murdered my mother to collect the insurance money.  My prostate issue has subsided and I'm just a happy Jew.  So blessed and happy for what I have.  To all my fellow Jew forum friends. Mazel Tov. 

Sincerely,

Scott Erhlich
The Real Voice
WHAT! I can't believe you would post this!
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