Just like to mention:

[JOHN FRANK]

So today is JOHN FRANK ARMY 79th birthday. I don't celebrate. I had me beers yeaterday. I got a whole year to be 79,so you celebrate the day before,because I ain't seein 78 anymore. Might be because me left-handed and lefties think differently and have a great left hook. Had a mess of apointments to go to today,but the weather is atroucious. Snowin and winds gusting to 50 MPH. Gonna just make calls and fill out a lot of paperwork. Most peoples ain't working anyway. They really won't start again until Jan.5th.It could be MILLER TIME again.

[Trigger]

So today is JOHN FRANK ARMY 79th birthday. I don't celebrate. I had me beers yeaterday. I got a whole year to be 79,so you celebrate the day before,because I ain't seein 78 anymore. Might be because me left-handed and lefties think differently and have a great left hook. Had a mess of apointments to go to today,but the weather is atroucious. Snowin and winds gusting to 50 MPH. Gonna just make calls and fill out a lot of paperwork. Most peoples ain't working anyway. They really won't start again until Jan.5th.It could be MILLER TIME again.

John Frank Miller Time  and some smokes.  Glad you're around for another birthday, and I am expecting many more with your new found energy and humor.  Year 78 wrapped up poorly - but you're alive!  Year 79 is where it's at - so I wish you a happy, healthy birthday and it carries forward with lots of success and fun!  A clean, fresh start and hopeful recovery at least of some stuff.   

[dougie]

So today is JOHN FRANK ARMY 79th birthday. I don't celebrate. I had me beers yeaterday. I got a whole year to be 79,so you celebrate the day before,because I ain't seein 78 anymore. Might be because me left-handed and lefties think differently and have a great left hook. Had a mess of apointments to go to today,but the weather is atroucious. Snowin and winds gusting to 50 MPH. Gonna just make calls and fill out a lot of paperwork. Most peoples ain't working anyway. They really won't start again until Jan.5th.It could be MILLER TIME again.

Have a happy and healthy birthday JOHN FRANK!!!!!

[tumbleweed]

Have a happy and healthy birthday JOHN FRANK!!!!!

[JOHN FRANK]

Thanks guys. But Isses went out today to get stuff done.
JOHN FRANK ARMY back at WAR. IT 1969 all over again.
Goes to WHEATON and me VA guy. Had to give him messes DD 214 and 2026 Social earnings statement,to qualify for all benifits a homeless G.I. gets. that went well. Have to go back MONDAY to fill out a 40 page statement,but me guy goes,don't worry: YOU more than qualify for everythin.

Thens I head to my STATE FARM INSURANCE guy. In his 30 years he has only dealt with 1 fire insurance claim and that was a garage. He not even have any idea who this women is that takes care of claims for fires. So he calls her and he put on hold for 30 minutes. She goes: Why JOHN FRANK not found a place to live yet in last 25 days. She in GEORGIIIAAA. He tries to explain that he lookin and his area is much to expensive to rent in his area and he on waitin lists. SHE thinks ILLINOIS like GEORGIAA,where they have no snowplows and one day in JANUARY they have SNOW and everyone is on the NATIONAL NEWS showing the car crashes and there PEACH crop is RUINED. And she thinks were she live everyone thruout months can MOVE freely to another place thru-out the seasons. The FUCKIN CUNT not familiar with NORTHERN ILLINOIS. We havin our worst winter in 12 years. And NO ONE MOVES,in any event in winter. SO,there no vacanacies anywhere. It a POPULATED area. Unless you one of THE DRAFT DODGIN BOYS. YA: hire a movin company to pack up and mooovveess ya. So the BITCH tells me REB,I'll extend his stay for another 2 weeks. That's good. I say's to me REB. give me her #. In the future I will deal with her. And she bitchin to my REB: He ain't even submitted anythin yet for personal losses. HEY BITCH,JOHN FRANK ARMY don't have the FUCKIN time for that. He tryin to obtain documents that establish,he even EXISTS. And he can't even get a apartment because he has NO PROFF of income and SOCIAL has taken their sweet time sendin.
THE WAR has BEGUN. NO one FUCKS with a OLD SOLDIER. LET THE WAR BEGIN.

HOW that FAT FUCKIN POS SLOP,DRAFT DODGIN COWARD DOIN. HOSTIN more BANQUETS for his EPSTEIN FRIENDS.

[darnoldrocks]

"THE WAR has BEGUN. NO one FUCKS with a OLD SOLDIER. LET THE WAR BEGIN."

You need help.

[JOHN FRANK]

Want to say one more tin about meese day. Since I arrived where me stayin.I found a new SUB SANDWHICH place that very resonable. I've been there 4 times. Gots me a ITALIAN twice,a BLT,and today a TUNA HUGE. Everytime I been there I the only customer in the joint. First time they be 2 ladies there.And the one the owner be very nice. She ragging the popular places. I make everythin FRESH dailey. OK. Sooess today I walks in and no one around. I speaks up,anyone here: She comes out and say's: YA.I'M here. Were you thinkin of makin your own sandwhich. JOHN FRANK ARMY realized what he dealin with. HE became scared. This LADY be LESBIAN and BUTCH. JOHN FRANK will FUC with anyone,but not with the BUTCH. She had me terrified.

GOOD NIGHT PEOPLES.

[Trigger]

Want to say one more tin about meese day. Since I arrived where me stayin.I found a new SUB SANDWHICH place that very resonable. I've been there 4 times. Gots me a ITALIAN twice,a BLT,and today a TUNA HUGE. Everytime I been there I the only customer in the joint. First time they be 2 ladies there.And the one the owner be very nice. She ragging the popular places. I make everythin FRESH dailey. OK. Sooess today I walks in and no one around. I speaks up,anyone here: She comes out and say's: YA.I'M here. Were you thinkin of makin your own sandwhich. JOHN FRANK ARMY realized what he dealin with. HE became scared. This LADY be LESBIAN and BUTCH. JOHN FRANK will FUC with anyone,but not with the BUTCH. She had me terrified.

GOOD NIGHT PEOPLES.

Them butches hate us dudes that have a bit more testosterone flowing.  They're jealous and over compensate, tough.  About 28 years ago I made one my biz partner, now I knew her when she was a straight girl 38 years ago.  She move into my place 2nd bedroom, her girlfriend come to visit.  A little Colombian cutie, dainty lesbian. She wanted cock, came right for me in front of the butch gf, the butch gf put her head through the wall.  Simple fix, took butchy to sex store and bought her her first strapon dildo.  Everything normal after that and biz was good.

True on the big name places.  I hate Starbux, it's always filthy too.  I go to a French coffee cafe.  Same prices and they make all the pastries fresh.  Glad you like your sandwiches, I want one right now lol!