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Frankensteining A Turkey!
« on: November 25, 2025, 11:15:15 AM »
Even if you can get the breast juicy it ain't staying that way the next day.  That sucker is drying out.  But ahhh there is a solution  tmbz1

Spray a pan, drop a half stick of unsalted sweet cream butter, as it melts throw in some chopped up Vidalia onions (sweet) and also chopped Portabello mushrooms in.  Not too small they shrink.

Then chop up bite size pieces of that dried out turkey after 5 minutes, toss it in.  In 10 minutes it's done and you can toss in some shredded Gruyere cheese.  The juices from the veggies and butter are now infused in your desert dry bird.  Tastes good on a sandwich or with creamy mashed potatoes.

Not a big fan of turkey, but will make it for the the guests. 

My homemade menu for Thanksgiving:

Pinot Grigio Wine

Salad of / Vine Tomatoes, Butter Lettuce, Prosciutto, Fresh Mozzarella, Kalamata Olives - Olive Oil, Balsamic and Lemon

Garlic and Italian Parsley Bread

Sweet Mashed Potatoes
Crab Cakes
Stuffing with Glazed Pecans

Braciole
Griot (Caribbean)
The Bird

Chocolate Ganache Cake

What's on your menu?   ;D




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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2025, 12:38:08 PM »
Why do Italians have to fuck up every holiday meal, especially ThansGiving? Braciole?

Calhon's will have 13 including recently married kid's inlaws

-Mezza
-Salad
-Turkey
-Prime Rib
-Green Beans w onion and ground lamb
-Mashed Potatos
-Bacon wrapped Brussell Sprouts
-Pumpkin Pie
-Fruit
-Jello




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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2025, 12:56:55 PM »
Even if you can get the breast juicy it ain't staying that way the next day.  That sucker is drying out.  But ahhh there is a solution  tmbz1

Spray a pan, drop a half stick of unsalted sweet cream butter, as it melts throw in some chopped up Vidalia onions (sweet) and also chopped Portabello mushrooms in.  Not too small they shrink.

Then chop up bite size pieces of that dried out turkey after 5 minutes, toss it in.  In 10 minutes it's done and you can toss in some shredded Gruyere cheese.  The juices from the veggies and butter are now infused in your desert dry bird.  Tastes good on a sandwich or with creamy mashed potatoes.

Not a big fan of turkey, but will make it for the the guests. 

My homemade menu for Thanksgiving:

Pinot Grigio Wine

Salad of / Vine Tomatoes, Butter Lettuce, Prosciutto, Fresh Mozzarella, Kalamata Olives - Olive Oil, Balsamic and Lemon

Garlic and Italian Parsley Bread

Sweet Mashed Potatoes
Crab Cakes
Stuffing with Glazed Pecans

Braciole
Griot (Caribbean)
The Bird

Chocolate Ganache Cake

What's on your menu?   ;D
Sounds good have fun. I like how my turkey sandwich tastes the next day. The tenderloin portin of the bird breast is very good.

We eat turkey about 2-3x a month. It's a healthy choice.

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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2025, 01:11:14 PM »
turkey ,,ham stuffing and mashed potatoe ..

is crap i never eat,,

i fckin detest turkey

ham ok,,

stuffing stick it up your ass,garbage
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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2025, 01:18:23 PM »
Why do Italians have to fuck up every holiday meal, especially ThansGiving? Braciole?

Calhon's will have 13 including recently married kid's inlaws

-Mezza
-Salad
-Turkey
-Prime Rib
-Green Beans w onion and ground lamb
-Mashed Potatos
-Bacon wrapped Brussell Sprouts
-Pumpkin Pie
-Fruit
-Jello

I'd grab that Mezza tray and be at the 40, 30, 20, 10 and in front of the boob tube, content.  Great choice!

Prime Rib, I'm working my up to it...Christmas!

Manicotti Manicotti Manicotti hey ho no, not this time lol...I never made braciole, been thinking about it...I got a plan... ngc3

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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2025, 01:26:29 PM »
turkey ,,ham stuffing and mashed potatoe ..

is crap i never eat,,

i fckin detest turkey

ham ok,,

stuffing stick it up your ass,garbage

 ngc3

I don't make stuffing slop.  ngc3

I make cornbread, I saute up garlic, vidalia onions, portobello shrooms and throw in glazed pecans at the end.  A stick of melted butter, mix it up, BOOM BAM!

Roasted deli sliced honey sure, but that's not THE BIRD...I'm not a fan either, ya know guests, and now cats, got 4 of them showing up every morning, was 2 but a new tenant... ngc3

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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2025, 02:22:38 PM »
Sounds good have fun. I like how my turkey sandwich tastes the next day. The tenderloin portin of the bird breast is very good.

We eat turkey about 2-3x a month. It's a healthy choice.

Have fun too!  tmbz1

I invited the tenants and neighbors.  One neighbor is an organic vegan, she'll be bringing her own "stuff".

Friday and Sunday is the fuck buddies.  That menu is Sex and Sushi  ngc3

If your remember, let us know if the in-law(s) say "remember when"....I think it's a lock!   ;D

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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2025, 02:42:11 PM »
October 13th is our Thanksgiving. We don’t eat turkey we usually eat steak.

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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2025, 02:48:37 PM »
Why do Italians have to fuck up every holiday meal, especially ThansGiving? Braciole?

Calhon's will have 13 including recently married kid's inlaws

-Mezza
-Salad
-Turkey
-Prime Rib
-Green Beans w onion and ground lamb
-Mashed Potatos
-Bacon wrapped Brussell Sprouts
-Pumpkin Pie
-Fruit
-Jello

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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2025, 03:41:33 PM »
Our Thankgiving for 24 people.
Turkey (W/stuffing)
Salmon (2 vegetarians)
Ham
Candied yams
Salad
Broccoli saute w/ candied pecans
Pumpkin pie
Jelly rings, marshmallow twists, and baklava
Liqueur. wine, beer, soft drinks, and water.

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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2025, 03:59:33 PM »
Our Thankgiving for 24 people.
Turkey (W/stuffing)
Salmon (2 vegetarians)
Ham
Candied yams
Salad
Broccoli saute w/ candied pecans
Pumpkin pie
Jelly rings, marshmallow twists, and baklava
Liqueur. wine, beer, soft drinks, and water.

He's a Joya Boya  ngc3

Good stuff.

The fish eating Vegetarians are called, Pescatarians  tmbz1

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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2025, 04:00:04 PM »
turkey ,,ham stuffing and mashed potatoe ..

is crap i never eat,,

i fckin detest turkey

ham ok,,

stuffing stick it up your ass,garbage

Are you having Lasagna, my ex is I talian, she made a great one for Thanksgiving.


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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2025, 04:01:46 PM »
October 13th is our Thanksgiving. We don’t eat turkey we usually eat steak.

Since you think one of us is multiple people here, just send 1 invitation for 10/13/26, but set servings for another twelve  ngc3

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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2025, 04:09:09 PM »
Are you having Lasagna, my ex is I talian, she made a great one for Thanksgiving.

I don't think LUCPARK is feeling too well.

He mentioned not being well in the stomach area the other day.

Hope you get well Boss!   tmbz1
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Re: Frankensteining A Turkey!
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2025, 04:21:34 PM »
He's a Joya Boya  ngc3

Good stuff.

The fish eating Vegetarians are called, Pescatarians  tmbz1
I love Joya candies! The best!

 

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