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Micheal Petrelli, how come you gave up your kids & don't support them? What about a job? How come you don't work? Why are you in Welfare housing? Is it because you make threads pretending you know people but you're way off, time after time? everyone knows your brown baked beans teeth & gaunt/jaundiced face.
Mike's poor daughter has to put up with her in-laws talking about Mikey and his tangled mind. She knows they're just joking around with her but I'd imagine it'd sting, knowing your dad's a dead beat loser who doesn't have 2 dimes to rub together. Notice how he NEVER smiles or opens that yap when people are close, it's fcking gross
I'm glad youre listening Mike, I was wondering when u called Cal Andrew, good job kid Your liver is telling you stuff, listen to it Your jaundiced Everything I said is true regarding you Them ol' baked beans, I'll call you Bush's now
Mikey the Zero... There IS life outside of horseplop, just because you have nothing going for ya(unless Bushs baked beans wanted your smile to be their mascot), doesn't mean others are as hard up as yourself. You're talking about me posting psychotic drivel of lunatic proportion? You're the definition of a "Bug", didn't you bug numerous women previously? All you got is your recorder, at least welfare pays your rent What a blight on society
TOO FUNNY!!!!
How did everyone miss this? For over two years there was clearly a thing going between Calhoun and Kole Hanover not long ago. The infatuation by Kole Hanover for Calhoun wasn't just obvious, it was embarrassing. The constant name dropping by KH for Calhoun "Andrew" at the time screamed a woman scorned. Thankfully I was able to find out what ended this storybook Horseplop love affair. Turns out one night Calhoun suggested KH give him a "Blumky". For those who are unfamiliar, this is when the female partner performs fellatio on the male partner while he's on the toilet taking a shit. Now make no mistake, KH was all for it except for one thing that finally pushed her over the edge. While this was happening, Calhoun was also eating a four piece meal from KFC...extra crispy. Which infuriated KH not only for being so selfish, but she couldn't tolerate hearing the crunching and crumbs falling in her hair. So there you have it. Proof of my assertions that Calhoun only worries about himself.
WTF, Kole is a freak