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How did everyone miss this? For over two years there was clearly a thing going between Calhoun and Kole Hanover not long ago. The infatuation by Kole Hanover for Calhoun wasn't just obvious, it was embarrassing. The constant name dropping by KH for Calhoun "Andrew" at the time screamed a woman scorned. Thankfully I was able to find out what ended this storybook Horseplop love affair. Turns out one night Calhoun suggested KH give him a "Blumky". For those who are unfamiliar, this is when the female partner performs fellatio on the male partner while he's on the toilet taking a shit. Now make no mistake, KH was all for it except for one thing that finally pushed her over the edge. While this was happening, Calhoun was also eating a four piece meal from KFC...extra crispy. Which infuriated KH not only for being so selfish, but she couldn't tolerate hearing the crunching and crumbs falling in her hair. So there you have it. Proof of my assertions that Calhoun only worries about himself.
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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2025, 01:04:11 PM »

 Micheal Petrelli, how come you gave up your kids & don't support them?

 What about a job? How come you don't work?

 Why are you in Welfare housing?

  Is it because you make threads pretending you know people but you're way off, time after time?

 everyone knows your brown baked beans teeth & gaunt/jaundiced face.
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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2025, 01:07:43 PM »
Micheal Petrelli, how come you gave up your kids & don't support them?

 What about a job? How come you don't work?

 Why are you in Welfare housing?

  Is it because you make threads pretending you know people but you're way off, time after time?

 everyone knows your brown baked beans teeth & gaunt/jaundiced face.

Someone give "Kole Hanover" a nudge, she keeps skipping and repeating. Get over it wackjob. Finally took the time to read your years of obsessed and infatutions over others on Horseplop. You are a certified fucking nutcase, like holy shit nutcase. Don't worry, your ID is safe with me. That would be illegal. tmbz1
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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2025, 01:07:55 PM »
 Mike's poor daughter has to put up with her in-laws talking about Mikey and his tangled mind.

 She knows they're just joking around with her but I'd imagine it'd sting, knowing your dad's a dead beat loser who doesn't have 2 dimes to rub together.
 
 Notice how he NEVER smiles or opens that yap when people are close, it's fcking gross
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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2025, 01:09:41 PM »

 This is your playground Mikey, keep making stories up as you go

 You have nothing anyways, look in the mirror, enough said

 Just don't open your yap when on cam, my horses got better/cleaner teeth than you.
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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2025, 01:13:23 PM »
Mike's poor daughter has to put up with her in-laws talking about Mikey and his tangled mind.

 She knows they're just joking around with her but I'd imagine it'd sting, knowing your dad's a dead beat loser who doesn't have 2 dimes to rub together.
 
 Notice how he NEVER smiles or opens that yap when people are close, it's fcking gross

Really? Her in-laws are split. My daughter lives in Colorado. You still get off talking about people's families and children no matter what their age? You're a fucking danger to others, thankfully your rhetoric is limited to here. Talk about me being a waste of life? People like you are just wasting oxygen. Talk about living an absolute miserable fucking existence. YEARS you've been typing on here airing your unhappiness at others where hardly anyone listens. Is it that bad? Did you ever seek help?? Your post history here is a case study that even Freud would say, nope I quit. So lemme guess, you're gonna get mad again and type even more. How's that worked out for you? I do hope you find happiness someday.  tmbz1

OOPS! Just like I said, now rapid fire posts, how fucking predictable.  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
« Last Edit: August 03, 2025, 01:16:03 PM by Harness Racing Revolution »
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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2025, 01:20:45 PM »

  I'm glad youre listening Mike, I was wondering when u called Cal Andrew, good job kid

 Your liver is telling you stuff, listen to it
 Your jaundiced

 Everything I said is true regarding you

 Them ol' baked beans, I'll call you Bush's now
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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2025, 01:28:08 PM »
  I'm glad youre listening Mike, I was wondering when u called Cal Andrew, good job kid

 Your liver is telling you stuff, listen to it
 Your jaundiced

 Everything I said is true regarding you

 Them ol' baked beans, I'll call you Bush's now

YEARS of psychotic rantings of lunacy. I'm just the next on your list. How difficult was it ruffling your feathers again. Does this have anything to do with the trainer in Batavia we may have a very distant mutual acquaintance with? Oh btw, you seem to get off talking about my daughter and her life while twisting your version of the truth here. Don't worry, she's not white trash and doesn't read Horseplop nor does she post to it. Like in your case about others for YEARS.... ngc3

Next question is how long will your latest tirade of online insanity last? In your case most likely until your last breath.  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
Also, anyone reading this, go look up this whackos prior posts, especially before 2022, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2025, 03:40:37 PM »
 Mikey the Zero...

 There IS life outside of horseplop, just because you have nothing going for ya(unless Bushs baked beans wanted your smile to be their mascot), doesn't mean others are as hard up as yourself.

 You're talking about me posting psychotic drivel of lunatic proportion?

 
 You're the definition of a "Bug", didn't you bug numerous women previously?

 All you got is your recorder, at least welfare pays your rent

 What a blight on society

 
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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2025, 03:48:49 PM »
Mikey the Zero...

 There IS life outside of horseplop, just because you have nothing going for ya(unless Bushs baked beans wanted your smile to be their mascot), doesn't mean others are as hard up as yourself.

 You're talking about me posting psychotic drivel of lunatic proportion?

 
 You're the definition of a "Bug", didn't you bug numerous women previously?

 All you got is your recorder, at least welfare pays your rent

 What a blight on society

YEARS.... ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
You say you only tell the truth. You might want to make some corrections there. Just being angry and obsessed isn't an excuse for fantasies... tmbz1
And thanks for making sure you see EVERYTHING I do. Kinda creepy.
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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2025, 03:50:15 PM »
Mike's poor daughter has to put up with her in-laws talking about Mikey and his tangled mind.

 She knows they're just joking around with her but I'd imagine it'd sting, knowing your dad's a dead beat loser who doesn't have 2 dimes to rub together.
 
 Notice how he NEVER smiles or opens that yap when people are close, it's fcking gross

    TOO FUNNY!!!!  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2025, 04:05:50 PM »
    TOO FUNNY!!!!  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

Of course talking about someone's kids on Horseplop is funny, right? Especially when it's people hiding because it's obvious they have PLENTY to hide. Right "Pacer 2"??? I don't mind, the clock is ticking here.  tmbz1

Also, I just heard you two side with Faraldo regarding that horse Alaric? Is it because I was the one to expose what is happening??? You people are SICK.

PSYCHO. Another obsession was with AMAC, was this jealousy fueled? Then you're talking ABOUT Howard Taylor TO Howard Taylor.....fuckin g hilarious.  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
And the Cahoun obsession continued, that's fucking insane.

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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2025, 05:06:00 PM »
How did everyone miss this? For over two years there was clearly a thing going between Calhoun and Kole Hanover not long ago. The infatuation by Kole Hanover for Calhoun wasn't just obvious, it was embarrassing. The constant name dropping by KH for Calhoun "Andrew" at the time screamed a woman scorned. Thankfully I was able to find out what ended this storybook Horseplop love affair. Turns out one night Calhoun suggested KH give him a "Blumky". For those who are unfamiliar, this is when the female partner performs fellatio on the male partner while he's on the toilet taking a shit. Now make no mistake, KH was all for it except for one thing that finally pushed her over the edge. While this was happening, Calhoun was also eating a four piece meal from KFC...extra crispy. Which infuriated KH not only for being so selfish, but she couldn't tolerate hearing the crunching and crumbs falling in her hair. So there you have it. Proof of my assertions that Calhoun only worries about himself.

WTF, Kole is a freak  ngc3 ngc3

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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2025, 05:34:43 PM »
WTF, Kole is a freak  ngc3 ngc3

Talks about me, but is ogling women in the paddock. And posting it here.

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Re: Whatever happened to Calhoun and Kole Hanover being a "thing"?
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2025, 05:50:08 PM »

 Yes Mikey, that's the same as harrassing women who filed police reports on you.

 You were terrified of the Jackson boys

 Did I post that years ago?
 I'm so glad you've gone through all my posts & read thoroughly

 I'm sorry I just have no respect for those who leave their families like you did, those who are a blight on our welfare system like you, those who put people down yet don't have a pot to piss in, those who have no skin in the game & never had nice horses who "cry wolf" and get kicked out of training centers thinking they're actually wanted.

 You must have a long list of places where you're not welcome Mikey, prey the foodbank keeps you stocked for the winter.

 Yellow Mikey, gaunt & jaundiced- not too much time left. Still time to repent your sins of failing those you brought into this world.
 
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