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Mrpick5

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Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« on: July 24, 2024, 09:51:47 PM »
This red headed stepchild who drives against Amish inbreds just cannot sit. Refuses to yield when half the field leaves. So frustrating when you bet against him when he’s chalk. And  he still manages to screw up the entire race.

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2024, 11:36:54 PM »
Why would you bet on one of the biggest gamblers in the sport.  Makes 300K/yr and bounces $50 checks to NFLD all the time.  Gives all his money to the sports book and casino.  DEGENERATE GAMBLER!!!!

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2024, 12:23:23 AM »
Why would you bet on one of the biggest gamblers in the sport.  Makes 300K/yr and bounces $50 checks to NFLD all the time.  Gives all his money to the sports book and casino.  DEGENERATE GAMBLER!!!!

Does his wife know about this?

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2024, 12:38:46 AM »
Why would you bet on one of the biggest gamblers in the sport.  Makes 300K/yr and bounces $50 checks to NFLD all the time.  Gives all his money to the sports book and casino.  DEGENERATE GAMBLER!!!!
Read my reply. I bet AGAINST him a lot. I know he’s a degenerate gambler. I tossed him off the first leg of the late pick 4.  He drove the race to lose at a juicy even money. He is a good driver. But he has a bad problem. At least he’s not as bad as Grismore. I don’t know how he is so fat. How can Grismore afford to eat winning 2 races a month.

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2024, 06:46:35 AM »
When did Grismore win 2 races in a month?

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2024, 06:57:25 AM »
When did Grismore win 2 races in a month?

Grissom is so bad Burke fired him

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2024, 08:07:54 AM »
A-A-RON IS NOT MARRIED. HE JUST SMASHES HOES. HE DOES LIKE TO GAMBLE.  I KNOW FOR A FACT HE DOES NOT FIX RACES. HE MAY WANT FAVORS OR HOLES ON THE RACE TRACK BECAUSE OF WHO HE IS AND THE POWER HE DRIVES. BUT VERY UNLIKELY HE IS FIXING RACES. AS FAR AS THE CASINO YES HE WILL LOSE THOUSANDS IF NOT 10'S OF THOUSANDS IN A NIGHT.  HE IS A SINGLE GUY. AS LONG AS HE TAKES CARE OF HIS KIDS WHO CARES WHAT HE DOES. HE DOES GOOD AND DRIVES FOR POWER. YOU CAN EITHER LET HIM LOOSE ON THE FRONT OR GET RUN DOWN. HE DRIVES 14 A NIGHT. HE JUST GETS ON THE NEXT ONE. ALL IN ALL A-A-RON IS A GOOD PERSON. HE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND EVEN PEOPLE HE DOESNT KNOW. IF I NEED MONEY RIGHT NOW I KNOW I COULD ASK HIM AND HE WOULD HELP ME OUT.
HE WILL BE IN THE HALL OF FAME WHETHER PEOPLE THINK HIGH OF HIM OR NOT.

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2024, 02:40:11 PM »
Does his wife know about this?

When did he get married

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2024, 02:50:13 PM »
Does his wife know about this?
You mean his boyfriend?

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2024, 04:02:56 PM »
I agree with Jenny. Aaron is a good dude. He would help anyone who needs it and he's most certainly not "fixing" races. He just has a nasty monkey on his back. But it's his money and he doesn't have a family to support

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2024, 04:20:09 PM »
wyatt makes a good girlfriend.
yea he is a bachelor  who cares. the dude owns thoroughbreds and racing pigeons for fuck sake.
the money he can make from gambling is miniscule to what he would lose if he got caught. he is smarter than that.  the juice isnt worth the squeeze.

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2024, 05:40:57 PM »
Grissom is so bad Burke fired him

That is a very tough thing to accomplish!

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2024, 11:43:09 PM »
Can someone please do the math on how it pays to be "out of the money". Not that the purses are great but with tiny pools it makes zero sense.

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2024, 12:29:26 AM »
A driver's win portion in a $20k purse race is only $500.  If he is on the fav and is off the board it isn't hard to make more than that even with a light trifecta pool.  Just think how easy it would be to make more than you'd earn in a 6k -8k race.  Now, I'm not saying it would be anywhere worth the risk of throwing your career away, but there is money to be made.

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Re: Aaron Merriman has hemorrhoids
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2024, 11:00:40 AM »
Hemorrhoids?? I heard he had crabs. 

 

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