Uncle Jerry, the short story.

[Generation XYZ]

Some say its true, others say its the musings of the deprived.  But as the tale goes... on a bet Uncle Jerry, the critically acclaimed Prominent Plop Pedophile, used to raise gerbils.

In the beginning his personal use was light and occasional, almost like a social coke user.  But, as time continued that wasn't enough for Uncle Jerry's and his insatiable appetite grew and grew, in ways his friends (the two or three he had), could not believe.  He started trolling Plop, then gay porn sites, the plop again and again. Worry set in and his now one friend thought it was the beginning of Uncle Jerry's end.

But to the friends delight Uncle Jerry reinvented himself as the commander of cock craving commentary, Senator Blutarsky, aka: Wally, etc. etc., and found his niche on gay porn sites.    THE END.

[Generation XYZ]

Watch out for UncleJerry, he carries his own soap-on-a-rope.  The rope is for his Asphyxiophilia practices. 

[Generation XYZ]

In school the children used to gather round and sing, "Jerry...Jerry...D ingle...Berry". Which many believed lead to this damage psyche.  :'(

[Kirby's Ace]

Dude are you and Uncle Jerry circle jerking?  He seems to be on your mind a lot,

[Generation XYZ]

The guy is a melanoma on the ass of progress. 

[Calhoun]

Dude are you and Uncle Jerry circle jerking?  He seems to be on your mind a lot,

It's a bit disturbing

[Bernie Madoff]

It's a bit disturbing

It's VERY disturbing.

[Generation XYZ]

Even I find it disturbing.

[Generation XYZ]

If you exam the pattern of UncleJerry's sexual frustrations, and dissect his fixation with Goat Dicks. One might find that He, was most likely introduced to the bizarre world of zoophilia buggery by his own Uncle.  Sad really.