If I owned a track?

[Meadow Ford]

1st 
Speed be damned!
I would try to maintain a more forgiving cushion.
No more rock hard speedway.
If you want a fast record, go elsewhere.
Let's try and save some knees,pastern, and sesamoid bones.

[Senator Blutarsky]

1st 
Speed be damned!
I would try to maintain a more forgiving cushion.
No more rock hard speedway.
If you want a fast record, go elsewhere.
Let's try and save some knees,pastern, and sesamoid bones.

1st
Public Beheadings of Cheating Cocksuckers! 

That's it! 

[Meadow Ford]

2nd
Again speed be damned!
I would only turn on the teletimer for qua races.
Qua time?  A flat mile in 2:10

[PIGLAND]

1st
Public Beheadings of Cheating Cocksuckers! 

That's it! 

any idea how big a pile of heads that would be?1

[Senator Blutarsky]

2nd
Again speed be damned!
I would only turn on the teletimer for qua races.
Qua time?  A flat mile in 2:10

For your nostalgia file, where this thread belongs...no one wants that!
Or this:

[Senator Blutarsky]

any idea how big a pile of heads that would be?1

I would advise against the track sausage hoagie special that first week!

[Meadow Ford]

3rd
For the benefit of the come from behind horse.
Back to the old style bikes.
No more 15 lenghts back at the quarter.

[Senator Blutarsky]

3rd
For the benefit of the come from behind horse.
Back to the old style bikes.
No more 15 lenghts back at the quarter.

[Meadow Ford]

4th
$500 fine for every horse you let up the rail.

[Meadow Ford]

5th
$1,000 fine for talking on the track.

[Senator Blutarsky]

4th
$500 fine for every horse you let up the rail.

[Senator Blutarsky]

5th
$1,000 fine for talking on the track.

How the fuck would you know if they are talking...hidden microphones, screaming and urging is part of modern sports you stupid old dinosaur! 

Keep fantasizing out loud dummy! 

[Meadow Ford]

6th
For the benefit of the on track better and the state vet.
You most warm up a mile in 2:40 or faster.

[Senator Blutarsky]

6th
For the benefit of the on track better and the state vet.
You most warm up a mile in 2:40 or faster.

I know you're 80's pushing 90...do you have the head circumference of a marble too?

[Meadow Ford]

7th
Program to show who does the day to day training.
Programs use to read Haughton Stable Bill Vaughn trainer.
Or Stanley Dancer Stable Jack Smith trainer. etc