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Meadow Ford

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If I owned a track?
« on: June 16, 2023, 09:31:00 PM »
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Speed be damned!
I would try to maintain a more forgiving cushion.
No more rock hard speedway.
If you want a fast record, go elsewhere.
Let's try and save some knees,pastern, and sesamoid bones.
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2023, 09:33:15 PM »
Quote from: Meadow Ford on June 16, 2023, 09:31:00 PM
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Speed be damned!
I would try to maintain a more forgiving cushion.
No more rock hard speedway.
If you want a fast record, go elsewhere.
Let's try and save some knees,pastern, and sesamoid bones.

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Public Beheadings of Cheating Cocksuckers!  tmbz1

That's it!  ;D
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2023, 09:34:52 PM »
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Again speed be damned!
I would only turn on the teletimer for qua races.
Qua time?  A flat mile in 2:10
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2023, 09:36:49 PM »
Quote from: Senator Blutarsky on June 16, 2023, 09:33:15 PM
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Public Beheadings of Cheating Cocksuckers!  tmbz1

That's it!  ;D
any idea how big a pile of heads that would be?1
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2023, 09:37:24 PM »
Quote from: Meadow Ford on June 16, 2023, 09:34:52 PM
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Again speed be damned!
I would only turn on the teletimer for qua races.
Qua time?  A flat mile in 2:10

For your nostalgia file, where this thread belongs...no one wants that!
Or this:
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2023, 09:38:42 PM »
Quote from: PIGLAND on June 16, 2023, 09:36:49 PM
any idea how big a pile of heads that would be?1

I would advise against the track sausage hoagie special that first week! ngc3
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2023, 09:39:17 PM »
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For the benefit of the come from behind horse.
Back to the old style bikes.
No more 15 lenghts back at the quarter.
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2023, 09:40:23 PM »
Quote from: Meadow Ford on June 16, 2023, 09:39:17 PM
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For the benefit of the come from behind horse.
Back to the old style bikes.
No more 15 lenghts back at the quarter.

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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2023, 09:41:26 PM »
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$500 fine for every horse you let up the rail.
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2023, 09:42:49 PM »
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$1,000 fine for talking on the track.
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2023, 09:42:59 PM »
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$500 fine for every horse you let up the rail.

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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2023, 09:44:41 PM »
Quote from: Meadow Ford on June 16, 2023, 09:42:49 PM
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$1,000 fine for talking on the track.

How the fuck would you know if they are talking...hidden microphones, screaming and urging is part of modern sports you stupid old dinosaur!  ;D

Keep fantasizing out loud dummy!  ngc3
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2023, 09:48:10 PM »
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For the benefit of the on track better and the state vet.
You most warm up a mile in 2:40 or faster.
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2023, 09:49:44 PM »
Quote from: Meadow Ford on June 16, 2023, 09:48:10 PM
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For the benefit of the on track better and the state vet.
You most warm up a mile in 2:40 or faster.

I know you're 80's pushing 90...do you have the head circumference of a marble too? ngc3
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Re: If I owned a track?
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2023, 09:54:00 PM »
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Program to show who does the day to day training.
Programs use to read Haughton Stable Bill Vaughn trainer.
Or Stanley Dancer Stable Jack Smith trainer. etc
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