THE WORLD IS COMING TO THE YONKER

[Joe 4 all]

  NOW THAT THE RED MILE HAS CLOSED IT DOORS FOR THE YEAR, THE WORLD PROVIDES THIS WEEKS FEATURES

1 Trot MGM YONKERS INTERNATIONAL TROT  $1,000,000   
2 Pace MGM ARIA INVITATIONAL PACE  $250,000   
3 Trot MGM ROBERT MIECUNA INVITATIONAL TROT  $250,000 

A SPECIAL SATURDAY AFTERNOON CARD WILL FEATURE THE BEST THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER

FREE SWAG FOR OUR CUSTOMERS. THERE WILL BE NO SLOW MIDDLE  PANELS FOR OUR WAGERING PUNTERS


RACING THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE.  DONT MISS IT
BEEEEEE THERE

THERE WILL BE TOTALLY FREE PROGRAMS AVAILABLE LATER IN THE WEEK


YOUR OLD PAL JOE

[Bernie Madoff]

How thrilling.

[E E Doogie]

I FOR ONE CANT WAIT TO WATCH, SURE HOPE THEY HAVE GOOD WIFI UP HERE

NEXT PERSON COMING UP BRING ME SOME SWAG

[Kirby's Ace]

I wonder if they guarantee your wheels will be on your car when you leave?

 

[hot2trot]

they are pretending to be a real track with announcers this week 

[Superfecta]

I wonder if they guarantee your wheels will be on your car when you leave?

 

Forget the wheels. Cash a big ticket and hope you can make it to your car with the cash. 

[Emperor Dapple]

I wonder if they guarantee your wheels will be on your car when you leave?

 

are you insinuating there's a sketchy crowd at Empire?? 😂
i remember years ago my kid begged me to take him to to play the slots there when he turned 18.. He was looking at the crowd on a Saturday night and he said to me " are we gonna get robbed on our way back to the car?" .. At least it cured him from wanting to go back to Bonkers.

[Harness racer]

You can't play slots at 18 can you?  This sounds made up.  Yonkers is safe and their trainers are clean! 

[E E Doogie]

TALKING RACING, THIS IS PERHAPS THE GREATEST FIELD OF TROTTERS EVER ASSEMBLED. NOT A ONE COMPLAINS ABOUT HALF MILE TRACK RACING, AS MOST OF THEIR RACES ARE ON THAT SIZE OVAL



AND A FREE GIFT TO BOOT!

[Emperor Dapple]

You can't play slots at 18 can you?  This sounds made up.  Yonkers is safe and their trainers are clean! 

18 is legal to play slots  at racinos here in NYS.. I think casinos with full gaming might be 21.. I'm not really sure if it's a state law or if the casino chooses the age requirement.

[Joe 4 all]

TALKING RACING, THIS IS PERHAPS THE GREATEST FIELD OF TROTTERS EVER ASSEMBLED. NOT A ONE COMPLAINS ABOUT HALF MILE TRACK RACING, AS MOST OF THEIR RACES ARE ON THAT SIZE OVAL



AND A FREE GIFT TO BOOT!

I GOT A BOX OF HATS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT

[JOHN FRANK]

SHIT for BRAINS. I's a comin after ya. It gettin near. Watch ye back.

[Superfecta]

SHIT for BRAINS. I's a comin after ya. It gettin near. Watch ye back.

GI Jane, who are you going after ? 

[The Exporter]

My how we have fallen. The International Trot, a race so steeped in history and pageantry. Now, a multi million dollar party for a chosen few with an betting handle of $150K.

[augustaandy]

I wonder how they felt about the world class paddock?

good thing it didn't rain