Author Topic: Best Harness Horse Names  (Read 19456 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Fuguzzi

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 3104
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2023, 11:27:27 PM »
I remember many years ago at Monti   Finelittlelass    and   Beautifulass     There was another one named  Threepoundfinger

Senator Blutarsky

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 2440
  • Part Human, Part Machine, Better Part Canine
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #61 on: June 08, 2023, 11:39:34 PM »
I remember many years ago at Monti   Finelittlelass    and   Beautifulass     There was another one named  Threepoundfinger

Best ever!   ngc3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM
It's Official!

kooter for hipin

  • Open / FFA
  • ****
  • Posts: 400
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #62 on: June 21, 2023, 07:44:00 PM »

The Thorn

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 781
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #63 on: June 21, 2023, 09:55:55 PM »
There was a horse who lost his tail in an accident. His name was Missing Detail.

The absolute best name ever given a horse , was given to a Toronto  based  thorobred filly
The name was so good , the announcer at the Greenwood and Woodbine tracks  NEVER spoke her name......not in the parade , not in the race  and not in the winners' circle where she appeared quite often.    He would call her in the race by "number" and refer to the jockey making a move with the "number"

It was such a logical name............. ........tieing the filly back to her sire and  dam..it went right by the register, and it wasn't till she was in to race for the first time..that it was noticed

The sire   was YORK Fighter.....and
 the dam was HUNTers Miss

I'm sure you can figure out her name from my clues...and realize why she never got a call

Love both of these,  never heard of either before.  Great story too.  Worth repeating.

Generation XYZ

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 3573
  • HARNESS RACING IS DEAD, CALL THE CORONER!
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #64 on: June 21, 2023, 10:41:15 PM »
Best ever!   ngc3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM

Only you would remember these names. you forgot Dewey Cox!
Pay to Play, Play to Win!

Generation XYZ

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 3573
  • HARNESS RACING IS DEAD, CALL THE CORONER!
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #65 on: June 21, 2023, 10:55:35 PM »
Exactly Hanover / Matriarch / Marion Monet / Chapter Seven / Muscles Marinara / Blue Porsche
Pay to Play, Play to Win!

old guy

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 971
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #66 on: June 22, 2023, 09:02:19 AM »
Sweet Patootie

Meadow Ford

  • Open / FFA
  • ****
  • Posts: 444
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #67 on: June 23, 2023, 10:24:51 PM »
Skunk was anything, but a Skunk.
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

old guy

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 971
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #68 on: June 23, 2023, 11:27:57 PM »
Skunk was anything, but a Skunk.

Bobby Watkinson?

Meadow Ford

  • Open / FFA
  • ****
  • Posts: 444
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #69 on: June 24, 2023, 02:10:27 PM »
Poor FIVEKNUCKLESHUFFL E  1:51.1   $193,662 he was a gelding so never got to do the fiveknuckleshuffl e.
To bad old boy!
« Last Edit: June 24, 2023, 02:12:20 PM by Meadow Ford »
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

Generation XYZ

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 3573
  • HARNESS RACING IS DEAD, CALL THE CORONER!
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #70 on: July 23, 2023, 12:25:59 PM »
Ron Jeremy
Pandoras Boxxx
Pay to Play, Play to Win!

Fuguzzi

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 3104
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #71 on: July 23, 2023, 07:06:33 PM »
No Sex Please

bello

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1870
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #72 on: July 25, 2023, 11:13:53 AM »
From yesterday. I forgot what track

Sense a million

I did a double take when I heard the call. I didn't catch on until the announcer said it

Generation XYZ

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 3573
  • HARNESS RACING IS DEAD, CALL THE CORONER!
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #73 on: July 25, 2023, 11:18:09 AM »
Billionheir
Pay to Play, Play to Win!

Generation XYZ

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 3573
  • HARNESS RACING IS DEAD, CALL THE CORONER!
Re: Best Harness Horse Names
« Reply #74 on: August 04, 2023, 10:28:30 PM »
Chuck Roast
Ball Gagg
Pay to Play, Play to Win!

 

shout out

Refresh History
  • Sound off !
  • Unclejerry: Hazzad Ky. XYZ D-Generate arrested for having sex with farm animales
    February 28, 2024, 07:09:57 PM
  • MagnaballGin: Thanks JFE for last night's plays, let's keep it rolling $$$
    February 28, 2024, 02:24:22 PM
  • Kirby's Ace: This is really getting childish. Jesus your grown adults. At least I thought so.
    February 28, 2024, 12:32:15 PM
  • Unclejerry: ....and Calhoun is sucking his bag
    February 28, 2024, 11:56:15 AM
  • Unclejerry: Now you know why XYZ D-Gen is Degenerate of the year, just look below
    February 28, 2024, 11:55:04 AM
  • Generation XYZ: UncleJerry, o momma's arm-pits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
    February 28, 2024, 11:22:53 AM
  • Generation XYZ: UncleJerry,Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.
    February 28, 2024, 07:41:11 AM
  • Calhoun: UncleJerry's dick so short .. his wife renamed him .. JUSTIN   ngc3 ngc3
    February 28, 2024, 07:20:30 AM
SimplePortal 2.3.7 © 2008-2024, SimplePortal