Brought to you by Hawthorne Racecourse, where all crooks except Johnny Roberts can get a license.
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These two respected horsemen
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buy the cheapest rats and turn them around.
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Give them your tired broken down Amish rejects and watch the magic happen.
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It's like watching Bowermaster without the crying like a little bitch when you get caught part.
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If we can only get Smolin and the Petrelli's back at Hawthorne the entire band will be back together.
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They could play their pop a 40-1 in multi-race carryovers greatest hits.
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Casey will stop playing opossum this week and Kyle will be reintroduced to reality.
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Louis Roy and Robert Fellows should visit Hawthorne.
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They would find the competition more akin to their Canadian "B" tracks.