Brought to you by Hawthorne Racecourse, where all crooks except Johnny Roberts can get a license.

These two respected horsemen

buy the cheapest rats and turn them around.

Give them your tired broken down Amish rejects and watch the magic happen.

It's like watching Bowermaster without the crying like a little bitch when you get caught part.

If we can only get Smolin and the Petrelli's back at Hawthorne the entire band will be back together.

They could play their pop a 40-1 in multi-race carryovers greatest hits.

Casey will stop playing opossum this week and Kyle will be reintroduced to reality.

Louis Roy and Robert Fellows should visit Hawthorne.

They would find the competition more akin to their Canadian "B" tracks.