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Miami Valley
« on: February 01, 2021, 04:00:32 PM »
Long weekend for me & no action going on so I decided to look at this track, which I rarely ever do.

This guy doing the handicapping, the wizard, wearing a straight hat like a 14 year old kid, is this how you want to promote your product? Like would it be too much to ask to get a more professional looking person, even a cheap suit from men’s warehouse ffs... this is just incredible isn’t it? Or is it a work release program for a parolee or talent from free local access television??

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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2021, 04:13:43 PM »
The Wizard is COOL!
At least I'm not distracted by his tits.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2021, 04:16:52 PM by Frank the Zipper »

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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2021, 04:26:26 PM »
I cant watch
but I imagine it only gets better  when him and the mouth are on the set together
they wouldn't even appeal to anyone between 50-60 years old let alone a younger crowd
can you imagine someone in their 30's tuning in to that shit show
of course for the most part that is harness racing , for years  you see owners of major stake races showing up in their best overalls


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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2021, 04:39:16 PM »
This guy doing the handicapping, the wizard, wearing a straight hat like a 14 year old kid, is this how you want to promote your product? Like would it be too much to ask to get a more professional looking person


exactly.. i guess if you put an old man on and he acts like a fool its suppose to be funny
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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2021, 07:01:04 AM »


SAMURAI WIZ IS THE BEST HANDICAPPER IN HARNESS RACING

PERIOD

LEARN YOURSELF SOMETHING AND WATCH HIS PICKS AND MAKE MONEY

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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2021, 08:58:55 AM »
Lay off the Wiz he gave out the pick 5 last Saturday night for $18.00
Wiz pics were 156/245/48/4/24
1/5/8/4/4 (5 of 5) paid $547.95

Wiz also offers "some" entertainment value  ngc3

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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2021, 10:34:15 AM »
ONLY IDIOTS PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT RACE TRACK TOUTS PROGNOSTCATE

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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2021, 12:15:06 PM »
Lay off the Wiz he gave out the pick 5 last Saturday night for $18.00
Wiz pics were 156/245/48/4/24
1/5/8/4/4 (5 of 5) paid $547.95

Wiz also offers "some" entertainment value  ngc3

So, I read the post that the handicappers should wear a suit and look professional.  Really? 

This is an entertainment industry.  Wizard is a joy and Barry Vic is a real swell straight man.  The bonus is that Wizard has been around long enough to personally know many of the horsemen and can chip in a little color alongside his expert handicapping.  Truth o the matter, I think they should have Wizard in paddock for a pre-race show wandering aimlessly thru the paddock and yukkin' it up w/ the grooms, trainers, drivers and all about current events and day to day chit-chat instead of only horse talk.  might give us the public a chance to meet the behind the scenes people on a personal level.

I have not been  at Miama for a while - however, this guy is a celebrity in the trackside area.  when he walks thru, the fans all hail him.

Fact of the matter is this moribund, retro sport could do w/ a lot more entertainment and a lot less reminiscing about how great the old days were.

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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2021, 01:19:46 PM »
Moribund ?      tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1
He who laughs last, laughs best.

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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2021, 01:55:26 PM »
Moribund ?      tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1

Thanks, Bernie - you got me to double check on moribund - a word that isn't used near often enough.  Upon fact checking [a popular thing to do these days], I discovered that word is dead [so to speak] on point as regards our beloved sport.

Definition of moribund

1 : being in the state of dying : approaching death

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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2021, 02:42:49 PM »
Moribund ?      tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1

Far from it. Wizard is Jewish

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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2021, 11:57:29 PM »

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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2021, 08:27:31 AM »
Wizard is ridiculous and a pain in my dick.

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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2021, 08:36:27 AM »
Wizard is ridiculous and a pain in my dick.







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Re: Miami Valley
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2021, 04:19:40 PM »
So does Calhoun

 

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