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Title: Miami Valley
Post by: whiptherabbit on February 01, 2021, 04:00:32 PM
Long weekend for me & no action going on so I decided to look at this track, which I rarely ever do.

This guy doing the handicapping, the wizard, wearing a straight hat like a 14 year old kid, is this how you want to promote your product? Like would it be too much to ask to get a more professional looking person, even a cheap suit from men’s warehouse ffs... this is just incredible isn’t it? Or is it a work release program for a parolee or talent from free local access television??
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: Frank the Zipper on February 01, 2021, 04:13:43 PM
The Wizard is COOL!
At least I'm not distracted by his tits.
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: Brown jug on February 01, 2021, 04:26:26 PM
I cant watch
but I imagine it only gets better  when him and the mouth are on the set together
they wouldn't even appeal to anyone between 50-60 years old let alone a younger crowd
can you imagine someone in their 30's tuning in to that shit show
of course for the most part that is harness racing , for years  you see owners of major stake races showing up in their best overalls

Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: davenchop on February 01, 2021, 04:39:16 PM
This guy doing the handicapping, the wizard, wearing a straight hat like a 14 year old kid, is this how you want to promote your product? Like would it be too much to ask to get a more professional looking person


exactly.. i guess if you put an old man on and he acts like a fool its suppose to be funny
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: Atthetrack7 on February 03, 2021, 07:01:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/AMosZoJ.jpg)

SAMURAI WIZ IS THE BEST HANDICAPPER IN HARNESS RACING

PERIOD

LEARN YOURSELF SOMETHING AND WATCH HIS PICKS AND MAKE MONEY
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: Overcheck on February 03, 2021, 08:58:55 AM
Lay off the Wiz he gave out the pick 5 last Saturday night for $18.00
Wiz pics were 156/245/48/4/24
1/5/8/4/4 (5 of 5) paid $547.95

Wiz also offers "some" entertainment value  ngc3
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: E E Doogie on February 03, 2021, 10:34:15 AM
ONLY IDIOTS PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT RACE TRACK TOUTS PROGNOSTCATE
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: caddy on February 03, 2021, 12:15:06 PM
Lay off the Wiz he gave out the pick 5 last Saturday night for $18.00
Wiz pics were 156/245/48/4/24
1/5/8/4/4 (5 of 5) paid $547.95

Wiz also offers "some" entertainment value  ngc3

So, I read the post that the handicappers should wear a suit and look professional.  Really? 

This is an entertainment industry.  Wizard is a joy and Barry Vic is a real swell straight man.  The bonus is that Wizard has been around long enough to personally know many of the horsemen and can chip in a little color alongside his expert handicapping.  Truth o the matter, I think they should have Wizard in paddock for a pre-race show wandering aimlessly thru the paddock and yukkin' it up w/ the grooms, trainers, drivers and all about current events and day to day chit-chat instead of only horse talk.  might give us the public a chance to meet the behind the scenes people on a personal level.

I have not been  at Miama for a while - however, this guy is a celebrity in the trackside area.  when he walks thru, the fans all hail him.

Fact of the matter is this moribund, retro sport could do w/ a lot more entertainment and a lot less reminiscing about how great the old days were.
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: Bernie Madoff on February 03, 2021, 01:19:46 PM
Moribund ?      tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: caddy on February 03, 2021, 01:55:26 PM
Moribund ?      tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1

Thanks, Bernie - you got me to double check on moribund - a word that isn't used near often enough.  Upon fact checking [a popular thing to do these days], I discovered that word is dead [so to speak] on point as regards our beloved sport.

Definition of moribund

1 : being in the state of dying : approaching death
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: TWOGOLDTEEFS on February 03, 2021, 02:42:49 PM
Moribund ?      tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1

Far from it. Wizard is Jewish
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: caddy on February 03, 2021, 11:57:29 PM

Far from it. Wizard is Jewish

 ngc3 ngc3 73cv.2 ngc3 ngc3 73cv.2 ngc3 ngc3
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: TW on February 04, 2021, 08:27:31 AM
Wizard is ridiculous and a pain in my dick.
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: Bernie Madoff on February 04, 2021, 08:36:27 AM
Wizard is ridiculous and a pain in my dick.







He bites ?
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: MR.DALRAE on February 04, 2021, 04:19:40 PM
So does Calhoun
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: Frank the Zipper on February 06, 2021, 03:55:47 PM
The Wiz changed his hat today..........Lo ok out!
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: Jctoronto on February 07, 2021, 06:43:32 AM
The curvy blonde and brunette eye candy DOES draw attention to the screen.

But it doesnt matter what the f theyre saying...im there, and only briefly, for the look.

The wizard....whateve r, hes fun

*i used to like zany marty adler picks using pen on paper and holding sheets with horse number up, from Hazel Park...again fun.

Again the bottom line: allure of the screen = eyeballs.

But no, their pix dont mean a thing.  If u have a program, and youve looked at it in advance, you are set as they are

Good luck.
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: 2minuteman on February 07, 2021, 12:48:27 PM
Is this track worth a wagering a few bucks ?
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: dbharness on February 07, 2021, 01:03:01 PM
For something to do yes!
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: TWOGOLDTEEFS on February 07, 2021, 11:27:56 PM
       15za.bd  (Wizard) was not happy today. He said   43z.stf  to the haters on social media dissing him saying all his picks are chalks. I have to agree with him on that Whiz does give out some decent payers.
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: caddy on February 08, 2021, 12:19:24 AM
       15za.bd  (Wizard) was not happy today. He said   43z.stf  to the haters on social media dissing him saying all his picks are chalks. I have to agree with him on that Whiz does give out some decent payers.

agree.  i heard his good-natured defense and put-down on the detractors.  He misses badly every so often .. in fact, he was lousy Saturday night - however, there are a lot of days that he predicts some down the list picks that turn out to be smart plays.

Again, it's entertainment - get over it ... the wiz makes the betting fun and is a more often than not, reliable handicapper.
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: Invitational Pacer on February 08, 2021, 12:25:32 AM
Anyone else know about the dead body found in the ditch ? When you turn on to the road to get to the paddock
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: Calhoun on February 08, 2021, 12:48:39 PM
Anyone else know about the dead body found in the ditch ? When you turn on to the road to get to the paddock
idk but I died there at the 1/16 pole a couple times myself
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: caddy on February 08, 2021, 09:44:44 PM
Anyone else know about the dead body found in the ditch ? When you turn on to the road to get to the paddock

https://www.daytondailynews.com/news/hamilton-woman-found-dead-in-warren-county-creek/KT2QLK5NKNGSBD6OOKUHX5UBFY/?fbclid=IwAR3s_ImdPa4NQt_A9pDD14CY1AzxM_oSpDD9m0jVZ3JzsAuuPRbqqxtE4uk
Title: Re: Miami Valley
Post by: HornbyDuke on February 08, 2021, 10:27:27 PM
Thank you. Sad and unfortunate.
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