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Wings XLLI

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♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« on: October 02, 2014, 09:44:02 AM »
 JUST STAY ON THE RAIL, DALE

 GOT PARKED FROM THE START, ART

JUST WASNT MY TURN, VERN

GOT DRIVEN BY A CHEAT, PETE

GOT SCOPED AND WAS SICK, RICK

GOT PAID TO GO DEAD, ED

DIDNT HAVE ANY PACE, TRACE

FORGOT TO GET THE JUICE, BRUCE

GOT HUNG THE WHOLE MILE, KYLE

DIDNT FEEL LIKE TRYIN, BRIAN

COULDNT GRAB THE TRACK, MACK

WENT TO THE HUB AND SAT, CAT

SHUFFLED TO THE BACK, JACK

GOT CAUGHT ON THE RIM, TIM

JUST WASNT HIS DAY, RAY

PRICE WAS TOO LOW, JOE

WOULDNT PASS A BUS, GUS

GOT THE HORSE, DIDNT GET THE KEY, LEE

PREPPING FOR NEXT WEEK, ZEKE

FLAT TIRE ON THE BIKE, MIKE

GOT A BAD LEG, GREG














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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2014, 09:51:00 AM »
BUMP tmbz1

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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2014, 09:52:20 AM »
 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1

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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2014, 09:53:56 AM »
 73cv.2

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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2014, 10:13:12 AM »
Very nice work.  Here's a few extras:


Needs a head pole, Cole

Got stuck wide, Clyde

She was a little racey, Casey

Got beat by a gas man, Stan



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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2014, 12:10:19 PM »
 73cv.2 73cv.2 73cv.2...funny stuff..BUFF

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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2014, 03:07:54 PM »
 How did I break at the gate, Jate?

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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2014, 04:42:54 PM »
He was a no factor takter

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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2014, 04:45:00 PM »
GOT STUCK FIRST OVER,,ROVER

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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2014, 07:08:55 PM »
have absolutely no sight...Hite



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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2017, 07:08:31 PM »
just give me the key, Lee,


.......and set yourself free

or slip out the back, Jack

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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2017, 07:09:59 PM »
dont be coy,roy

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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2017, 07:12:05 PM »
HOP ON THE BUS GUS
REAL AMERICANS DONT TAKE A KNEE

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Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2017, 07:14:26 PM »
stuffing carrots ,rainmam

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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2017, 07:15:02 PM »
REAL AMERICANS DONT TAKE A KNEE

 

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