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General Category => Harness Racing => Topic started by: Wings XLLI on October 02, 2014, 09:44:02 AM

Title: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: Wings XLLI on October 02, 2014, 09:44:02 AM: JUST STAY ON THE RAIL, DALE

GOT PARKED FROM THE START, ART

JUST WASNT MY TURN, VERN

GOT DRIVEN BY A CHEAT, PETE

GOT SCOPED AND WAS SICK, RICK

GOT PAID TO GO DEAD, ED

DIDNT HAVE ANY PACE, TRACE

FORGOT TO GET THE JUICE, BRUCE

GOT HUNG THE WHOLE MILE, KYLE

DIDNT FEEL LIKE TRYIN, BRIAN

COULDNT GRAB THE TRACK, MACK

WENT TO THE HUB AND SAT, CAT

SHUFFLED TO THE BACK, JACK

GOT CAUGHT ON THE RIM, TIM

JUST WASNT HIS DAY, RAY

PRICE WAS TOO LOW, JOE

WOULDNT PASS A BUS, GUS

GOT THE HORSE, DIDNT GET THE KEY, LEE

PREPPING FOR NEXT WEEK, ZEKE

FLAT TIRE ON THE BIKE, MIKE

GOT A BAD LEG, GREG
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: PIGLAND on October 02, 2014, 09:51:00 AM: BUMP tmbz1
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: B on October 02, 2014, 09:52:20 AM: tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: Dr. Wang on October 02, 2014, 09:53:56 AM: 73cv.2
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: Windsah Winnah on October 02, 2014, 10:13:12 AM: Very nice work. Here's a few extras:

Needs a head pole, Cole

Got stuck wide, Clyde

She was a little racey, Casey

Got beat by a gas man, Stan
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: LUCPARK2 on October 02, 2014, 12:10:19 PM: 73cv.2 73cv.2 73cv.2...funny stuff..BUFF
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: rainman2 on October 02, 2014, 03:07:54 PM: How did I break at the gate, Jate?
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: kantseeback on October 02, 2014, 04:42:54 PM: He was a no factor takter
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: MR.DALRAE on October 02, 2014, 04:45:00 PM: GOT STUCK FIRST OVER,,ROVER
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Post by: winky on October 02, 2014, 07:08:55 PM: have absolutely no sight...Hite
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: coldpunch on May 14, 2017, 07:08:31 PM: just give me the key, Lee,

.......and set yourself free

or slip out the back, Jack
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: PIGLAND on May 14, 2017, 07:09:59 PM: dont be coy,roy
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Post by: LUCPARK on May 14, 2017, 07:12:05 PM: HOP ON THE BUS GUS
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Post by: PIGLAND on May 14, 2017, 07:14:26 PM: stuffing carrots ,rainmam
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: LUCPARK on May 14, 2017, 07:15:02 PM: Quote from: PIGLAND on May 14, 2017, 07:14:26 PM
stuffing carrots ,rainmam
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Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: Raindonkey on May 14, 2017, 07:15:16 PM: help the STAIN find a brain
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: LUCPARK on May 14, 2017, 07:16:40 PM: Quote from: Raindonkey on May 14, 2017, 07:15:16 PM
help the STAIN find a brain
73cv.2 73cv.2 73cv.2
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: PIGLAND on May 14, 2017, 07:17:11 PM: meeting dudes ,at wholefoods
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Post by: LUCPARK on May 14, 2017, 07:18:49 PM: AGGRAVTING TERM ;D ;D
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Post by: Wings XLLI on May 14, 2017, 07:19:00 PM: BUMP
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: the master on May 14, 2017, 07:38:54 PM: Threw a shoe-Lou!
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: shuffledagain on May 14, 2017, 07:53:32 PM: Doesn't like air, Blair

He's dead lame laddie, Big Daddy
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: Horseone on May 14, 2017, 08:42:11 PM: Bravo-Bravo-Bravo to all contributors Great job. tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1.
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: muletrain on May 14, 2017, 08:55:47 PM: Got locked in, Jim.
Was Blindswitched,Rich
He Ran , Stan
Yonkers finish line, Carmine
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: getreal on May 14, 2017, 09:55:57 PM: He's off his grain Wayne
Had a lil blood in his nose Rose
He caught a shoe Lou
I blame it on the vet Chet
I think it was the ship Chip
Not enough cork Mork
Has sore feet Pete
He was hittin the bike Ike
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: rainman2 on May 14, 2017, 10:15:46 PM: Quote from: PIGLAND on May 14, 2017, 07:14:26 PM
stuffing carrots ,rainmam

You're such a DORK PORK!
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: Superfecta on May 14, 2017, 11:39:34 PM: Get "Da Shit" Emmit
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Post by: Dr. Wang on May 15, 2017, 07:43:30 AM: Feds are mean, Dean
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: kantseeback on May 15, 2017, 07:51:59 AM: Got caught lookin' at the odds board Ford
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: VoiceofRCR on May 15, 2017, 07:53:42 AM: This is stellar use of a horse racing forum tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: Heavy Hitter on May 15, 2017, 09:44:32 AM: Put bad cream on the feet, ya cheat!
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Post by: openwindow on May 15, 2017, 01:30:24 PM: No ability to race Trace
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Post by: Lawyer on May 15, 2017, 02:52:17 PM: I believe he bled,Fred...... tmbz1
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: kantseeback on May 15, 2017, 03:59:23 PM: Juice race was smelling pelling
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Post by: Superfecta on May 15, 2017, 05:24:47 PM: How about a milkshake, Blake
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Post by: Fatboy on May 15, 2017, 07:03:13 PM: HORSE RACED LIKE SHIT YOU TWIT
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: coldpunch on May 15, 2017, 10:37:05 PM: forgot to use EPO, Bro

got a poor drive, Clive

didnt get bet after the gate, Nate
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: Uncle Harry on May 14, 2018, 11:13:14 AM: BUMP FOR MEL MARA
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: Fatboy on May 14, 2018, 11:25:27 AM: Quote from: Uncle Harry on May 14, 2018, 11:13:14 AM
BUMP FOR MEL MARA
ngc3
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: Zoooooming By! on May 15, 2018, 10:26:09 AM: I used the wrong driver, MacGyver

The teller gave me the wrong number, Bummer

Wasn't this the 6th race, Grace

This wasn't his week to win, Gin
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: bigwrench on May 15, 2018, 10:35:15 AM: Way y
To much
Time on
Your hands
Man's!

73cv.2
Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: Zoooooming By! on May 15, 2018, 11:22:54 AM: Quote from: bigwrench on May 15, 2018, 10:35:15 AM
Way y
To much
Time on
Your hands
Man's!

73cv.2

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Title: Re: ♪ FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE A HORSE RACE ♪
Post by: eyeinthesky on May 18, 2018, 06:20:12 AM: He just wasn't right...Dwight

He caught a shoe ...Drew

Headpole was on the wrong side...Clyde