Can you deposit a couple hundo for him to buy two shares of this one and "own" 0.02% of her so he can brag to his "fellow horse owners" as he calls them? Imagine this jerkoff prying into the conversation with guys who own millions in horse flesh and him rattling off his nanoshares.

I don't know which is worse, that or being told by Teague to stay the fuck away from his barn.

Maybe he can go partners with Catherine and Gaagoots!