Mike's crack pipe-Orange County bagel

[G]

Mike we need you to confirm this.  The word at Orange County bagel is that a crack pipe dropped out of your pocket.

We kind of figured something was wrong with your constant infatuation with Mark Ford and Steve Jones.  Now your addictive actions all makes sense,,, crack does horrible things to people.  You need to confirm this.  Seriously if you need help with this let us know we can all help out.

[Calhoun]

Well, I hope that's not true.

It would, otoh, explain a couple things.

[G]

Mr. Radcliffe at Orange County bagel broke the news to me. Let's hope it's not true,,,it will explain a lot of his actions