Here you go jackass. Any REAL Muslim knows this...
Surah Al-Ma'idah (5:90–91):
"O you who believe! Intoxicants, gambling, idols, and drawing lots for decisions are all evil of Satan’s handiwork. So shun them so you may be successful. Satan’s plan is to excite enmity and hatred between you with intoxicants and gambling, and hinder you from the remembrance of Allah and from prayer. Will you not then abstain?"