I call bullshit on Kirby's bullshit 
Kirby visited

knows

...through his online research of these places.

Pure fucking fiction.

He's a fucking coward...oh please Kirby lay out these vacations from the time you left home until you arrived back, and not forget to mention something more personal like the whos and whens, yeh we as in a wife, family, paint that picture crusty

....that you can't find on Google.

Delaware lying mousey!
