Watch out you FAG FUCK TRUMP LOVERS,JOHN FRANK ARMY is back

[dougie]

Let me give you a competency test:

What planet are we on, EARTH or URANUS?

What does a man think with, his brain, his penis, both?

2 questions, it's all or nohting pal 

LOL! We on earth my friend. And I gotta think with my brain. At my age, my penis ain't the shotgun it used to be! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dougie]

There's more bullshitting in this thread than Mohawk, less expensive though 

You gotta admit, having JOHN FRANK ARMY back in the game will liven things up!

[dougie]

There's more bullshitting in this thread than Mohawk, less expensive though 

I just can't play Mohawk. I can never guess whose turn it is to win. LOL!

[Trigger]

LOL! We on earth my friend. And I gotta think with my brain. At my age, my penis ain't the shotgun it used to be! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your penis was once a shotgun? 

I never heard a condom named after one...

Winchester, Remington, Beretta....nope 

Magnum   

What the hell did it do? 

[SRP22]

    

[JOHN FRANK]

Tried a couple days ago to re-ply to a post from about 4 months ago. SUMMMTHIN happenened. Probably The faggots CASH and PANCAKE MAN keepin a keen EYE on JOHN FRANK ARMY of ONE.
So I will continue: So me orders after 3 days after graduatin from FINANCE school. The fuck MAJOR had had me up 72 hours straight. So he gonna bust my ASS. Agasin readin the RIOT act. In walks the COMPANY CLERK. He goes:SIR. PRIVATE FIRST CLASS FRANK orders just came in. He hands them to him. The fuckin JAGBRAIN reads and then hands them to ME. I reads: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS FRANK has been designated HIGHLY CLASSIFIED. He is designated TOP SECRET,TOP SECURITY, and arrangements must be made immediatly for his next assignment. JOHN FRANK ARMY is the FUCKIN KING. He can not be touched. Told thast fuckin MAJOR. If an when we ever meet and we both have exited the SERVICE,yuo better hope it never happens. Cause I'sss gonna BEAT THE LIVIN SHIT out of THEE and leave you in a gutter and you better hope that paras arrive before you expire. And 3 hours later JOHN FRANK ARMY on a flight to his next destination and his 3rd MOS.

[andrew]

ima shakin in my boots
army boots that is
2 pair always spit shined
knot loafers like clerks wear 

[dougie]

ima shakin in my boots
army boots that is
2 pair always spit shined
knot loafers like clerks wear 

You and John Frank Army share one very important distinction. Both proud Vets. So while I am on your side of the fence politically, I.....like you have to respect the service. I didn't always do that with John Frank Army. But I reasoned that the polarized state of our politics had denigrated to insults filled with venom. I will no longer play that game.