Narcissistic and hateful

Two broke ass ugly plop b!tches together, forever

Hated by those closest them

But you met at plop, and have plop forever, and your imaginary Plop Hall Of Fame

Congratulations, where are going you going on your honeymoon?

P.s. Kirby's Ace, did Calhoun make you sign a prenup, so you don't end up with (1/2 of his 1/6000

) 1/12000 of his horse in case the marriage fails

or 1/2 his horseshoe
