I'ss JOHN FRANK ARMY can;t take this FAT BALLON DRAFT DODGIN COWARD FUC.

[JOHN FRANK]

(1) The FAT WALRUS knows skippes the day shooting his fat mouth off. Why is that.
(2) he will know brag that the stock market yesterday reached a all time high. And todasy it SUNK and tomooroowow it will sink more again. It his game shillin the public for his rich buddies and cabinate to make huge profits selling.
(3) So the FAT FUCK,With all his STUPID ASS names for the WAR. Every FUCKIN day changin his mind. I can't even name the SHIT names he comes up with. So again today he resumes BATTLE. OH so humane this fuckin FAT ASSHOLE is. He thinks IRAN is goin to submit to his crazed demands. And his BUTT BUD,NETKNEW whoever runs him. NET has decided to kill everyone in GAZA again,kill everyone in southern LEB again,.kill everyone in IRAN again,kill all HOUTHIES,and this fuckin country has NUCLEAR weapons. And the FAT FUCKIN DRAFT DODGIN COWARD loves it all.
(4) WATCH the FAT FUC again delay his suppossed trip to CHINA next week. There nuttin to discuss anyhow,just him blabberin utyter nonsense. Don't be a friend of IRAN. Purcase thee OIL from us and I'll let yoy take over TAIWANEE.
(5)How that weekend mornin show on FOX,the pancake flipper doin. The MUTT don't even know how how to turn over bacon. Most imcompetent person ever,with his speciaties being how to be a ADUTEERER,RAPIST,THIEF,and chronic ALCHOLIC.

So in conclusion: The only way to defeat IRAN is to invade and the FAT FUC is too much a coward to do so. And THE FAT FUCKIN LOSER would get DESTROYED. Great idea to send half the NAVY, and billions of troops to just sit nearby and waste BILLIONS of dollars. And know the FAT CHESSEBURGER after sayin the ballroom is FREE is know sayin that he needs 1 billion from CONGESS. HOW in the world do you MAGA FUCS constantly believe everythin this COCKSUCKIN LYIN BASTERD ever says.

JOHN FRANK ARMY has SPOKEN for the 1,000 time.

[andrew]

makes ya angry huh PFC

[JOHN FRANK]

Hey,He whool drools. Afraid to give your real name. Of course you are. And YOU claim you ARMY. Only a baby fuckin SKIRT like your BUTT lovin PRESDIDENT.
I'll keep workin on it though. You little queer,use to say the same SHIT before. Only then you said,JOHN FRANK ARMY was nuttin but a POTA-TOE peeler in the ARMY.
Know you callin me PFC. ME thinks you not even know the RANKIN. E-3. John FRANK ARMY in 18 monthjs made SPEC 5. And he be up for promotion again in 2 months later for SPEC 6. He woulds have got it too,had he not refused to carry out a ORDER. No gets promoted that quick unless,one a exception SOLDIER. But it be WARTIME.
And I might remind: If it was reverse and the # of times I dis-obeyed ORDERS,I would have made SEARGENT of the whole FUCKIN ARMY.
And meanwhile you a SKIRT,trying to pretend you EVER SERVED.
FESS up SKIRT. Tells everyone you ARMY experciences and RANK.

[andrew]

spec5 uh. i was e5 sgt and didnt peel potatoes 

[dougie]

Thank you both for your service. And truth be told, both you guys bravely served so we can disagree with each other. 

[andrew]

Thank you both for your service. And truth be told, both you guys bravely served so we can disagree with each other. 

thankyou dougie. i was only in for 3 years, never regretted it. i just tend to get riled at times. lol

[Sweet]

Thank you for your service Andrew! 

Damn, Apocalypse Now has such a fitting screen name ring to it 

[JOHN FRANK]

Hey DROOLIN.
You do understand rankings,of course YOU DO NOT.
A SPEC 5 be a SERGENT. A SPEC 6 be a STAFF SEARGENT. A warrent OFFICER also has different SPECS.
BACK to you. 3 years and you only made E-5. If I had stayed in,in 3 years I would have been MASTER SEARGENT. I had a 16 inch softball career to get back too.
And me was a DRAFFTEE. GOD BLESS me fellow DRAFTEES,as we did not get to pic us MOS.

Back to YOU. Gives JOHN FRANK ARMY,your dates of SERVICE ,your real name,and your MOS.

[andrew]

Hey DROOLIN.
You do understand rankings,of course YOU DO NOT.
A SPEC 5 be a SERGENT. A SPEC 6 be a STAFF SEARGENT. A warrent OFFICER also has different SPECS.
BACK to you. 3 years and you only made E-5. If I had stayed in,in 3 years I would have been MASTER SEARGENT. I had a 16 inch softball career to get back too.
And me was a DRAFFTEE. GOD BLESS me fellow DRAFTEES,as we did not get to pic us MOS.

Back to YOU. Gives JOHN FRANK ARMY,your dates of SERVICE ,your real name,and your MOS.

no dummy a spec5 is not a sgt. you dont got the stripes or the brains . spec6 not staff sgt either. hollyy fk. warrent officer has nuttin to dp w either !! in from 69-72, guess you cant read. real name andrew. softball, that figures 

[JOHN FRANK]

Stand at attention,DROOLIN BOY.

YOU thinks you E-5 stripe is better than a SPECIALISTS STRIPES.

IT the FUCKIN same. E-5 is E-5. Hows,JOHN FRANK ARMY know. PAY ATTENTION AGAIN you FUCKIN MORON.
LETS SEE:
(1) JOHN FRANK ARMY was voted #1 in his company in BASIC. IN his platoon he was asked to attend LEADERSHIP SCHOOL. That worked,NOT. No way was I gonna go spend another 4 weeks doin BULLSHIT. But they reveasl where my next school would be. It be GENERAL CLERK SCHOOL. I be a disaster. The fuckin School be a DISASTER.
(2) Soooes I GRADS by a MIRACLE. Got orders to attend FINANCE SCHOOL. You moron get it. FINANCE SCHOOL at FT. BENJAMIN HARRIS in INDIANA. GRADUATED #1 out of 102. Everyone gets orders after GRADUATION except JOHN FRANK ARMY. The MAJOR head disliked ME. One reason was in me platoon was a IDIOT that went to LEADERSHIP SCHOOL. He was in charge tellin everyone what to do. He bugged me and so one day,I cvould not take his stupid shit. I grapped the FUC and slammed him and his head against a foot locker and said: do not ever tell me what to do ever again or I will crermate you. It know graduation and everyone takin off buit me. I have not received orders. And I've already been up 24 hours. I gots to report to SHIT BRAINS MAJOR. He goes{What we gonna do with you). He calls the head of the mess hall and tells the,OH wait,he like you E-whatever. Then the FUC tells me. Go to MESS and yup on the next 36 straight hours doin MESS. The fuc puts me on the worst JOPP one can have,cleanin in scorchin hot water POTS and PANS. I had no hands left after that detail. Soooes my patriotic DUITY is finished and so be me hands.
(3) I've know been up 48 hors strasight and have to report back to SHITHEAD. I staggers in and SHITBRAINS goes:I weant you to sweep all company steets. JOHN FRANK ARM<Y goes: SIR,ME been up for 60 hours and I could use some snooze time. He throws this gicantic broom at me and say's START SWEEPIN. Anmythin you sasy you FUCKIN POS. You think for one moment.JOHN FRANK ARMY gonna do this BULLSHIT NONSENSE. He drahgs the fuckin broom behind him,walks down 3 barrecks,enters and flings the fuckin broom as far as he cans down the barrecks floor and unrolls a matrerss on a bottom bunk and lays down. I'm out like turnin off a loght swith. I'm woken by the MP'S and they tells me SHITHEAD been searchin all over for me and they must take me to the pathetic FUC.
(4) The POS so happy when I step into his office. He was hopin I went AWOL. The FUC be screamin at me. You BUSTED to LEABVENWORTH you goin. I goes: FUC YOU.
At that moment in comes the COMPANY CLERK. He tells SHIT FOR BRAINS,SIR,PRIVATE FRANKS orders just came in. He takes and reads and then hands to me.

[andrew]

cool story bro. i went to dix for basic, then gordon, then sill, then huachuca, then germany for a year, back to huachuca, back to dix to process out
but i did put in a 1040 for nam. came back ok'd when i had 5 months left. i told hq's to rip it up. thats a one year tour and i only got 5 months left. was a clever idea thou for me to reup. sorry, im outa here.
such is life as it is