Kirby's Magical Syndicate Day 1 1/11/26

[Kirby's Ace]

Welcome to opening day! May all your mind bets be winning ones!

1 race... Max bet $500.... No bets under $100

Aqueduct Race 1

No 1..Coquito   $300 Win $100 Place $100 Show

Yes, it's chalky but a win is a win..I hope!

[Kirby's Ace]

WELL THAT WAS TOO EASY,

Love those 2/5 shots!    Not much of a score but we're off and running in the + column and that's the most important part!

Wonder how much that other guy is in the + side? 

Todays score= $50.00 No show wagering so bet was 300 to win and 100 to place no show bet total 4 hundred Trigger Dollars(Mind bets)

So, our Trigger bank roll is $550.00 after one day!

See ya next Saturday and Sunday!
 

[dougie]

Making my first bet today on the 5th at the "Big A'. $100 to place #1 "Lough Currane".

[Kirby's Ace]

Making my first bet today on the 5th at the "Big A'. $100 to place #1 "Lough Currane".

 

[Trigger]

You live in a rusted out old trailer in Delaware, but fantasize about Florida, it's as close as you can come to tropical weather, and upscale living 

[Kirby's Ace]

I don't consider a rent controlled 1 bedroom apt a upscale living like you do!

[Trigger]

I don't consider a rent controlled 1 bedroom apt a upscale living like you do!

No such thing in Florida, it's illegal. 

You're so dumb...

Statewide Ban: Florida Statute §125.0103 prevents local governments from capping rents. 

[Kirby's Ace]

See you already know the law. I never said it was government subsidized! I'm sure AKbad takes good care of the place!
 

[Trigger]

See you already know the law. I never said it was government subsidized! I'm sure AKbad takes good care of the place!
 

Enjoy your Delaware winter broke ass pigeon bitch white trash 

[Kirby's Ace]

Making my first bet today on the 5th at the "Big A'. $100 to place #1 "Lough Currane".

Nice try Dougie. The mud is hard to handicap.

See ya here Next Saturday/Sunday!

[Trigger]

Nice try Dougie. The mud is hard to handicap.

See ya here Next Saturday/Sunday!

Da mud is hod to handicap 

Pigeon Kirby, pictured today 

[Kirby's Ace]

Don't forget to handicap for this weekend and bet 1 RACE Max bet is 500 Trigger dollars! (Fake Money)

 
 

[Trigger]

Don't forget to handicap for this weekend and bet 1 RACE Max bet is 500 Trigger dollars! (Fake Money)

 

My existence hurts you so much, you're so fragile. 

On every level here and the outside world I destroy you - that you made obvious. 

Your shitty life, you wanna but can't gamble, your unfuckable butt ugly wife. 

You can't even muster up humor, or a personality, or success so you lie about others your jealous of. 

I love my life, not every day is roses for any of us, but I wouldn't change a thing. 

You want to see me gone from here, because it tortures you.   

How sad for you - Deal with it pigeon!!!   

[Kirby's Ace]

Seems we have a vermin in our mist. Guess I need to call an exterminator in the morning!

vermin:
Definition

ver·min
[ˈvəːmɪn]

noun
vermin (plural noun)
wild animals that are believed to be harmful to crops, farm animals, or game, or which carry disease, e.g. rodents:

parasitic worms or insects and Triggers

[Trigger]

Fucking biggest joke on plop. 

Does your thread come with crayons. 

Trigger cums out of the Kirby's Ace mouth multiple times a day. 

Pigeon.