I'd like to begin this post by wishing my fellow HHF (Hebrew Horseplop Family) Mazel Tov. As we say goodbye to this past year, I have many things to get off my chest. First, I managed to mush my beloved Bears by going to the game and sit in the nosebleed section. I am famous for mushing the Cubs and Blackhawks. Darn! Despite my prostate issues being under control, I am filled with overwhelming guilt which once I explain, everyone will get a better scope of how I retained my wealthy status. I can no longer left this unspoken and the proper authorities have been informed, including Chris Shick that I relieved my mother of her life in order to obtain the insurance money. I cannot pretend anymore and I'm ashamed beyond comprehension. The overwhelming desire to be a wealthy Jew clouded my judgment. I welcome all my friends to reach out while I try and get through this situation. Thank you so much.
Scott Ehrlich
The Real Voice