Because its like when the Titanic sank and you're on a lifeboat. You know its sinking but you just gotta watch it!
Do you know why you'll never get banded Kirby no matter what you say or do...you're like a microbe with a big yap.
If you never showed up again, those that care about Dover / Harrington might be at a small loss.
Otherwise no one would care, your entire plop history is like a flushed shit.
