^^^
Shopping Cart Petrelli, Catfishing and Posing as a woman, trashing the fuck outta himself.
At least he got the part about abandoning his family correct.

You really have a hard on for Mike, consecutive years singing the same tune...are your afraid some first time will not be updated.
Ask for a thread to be pinned so you can move on permanently to us observing your cowardly existence and tall tales about your storybook life and family.
Unless you're some mentally ill ocd character
