Lets see:
Startin WARS with many.
(1) ISIS. The FAT SLOP DRAFT DODGER on the campaign trail repeadlty said ISIS no EXIST anymoe. ME killed them all in me first term. Sure you did,FAT BOY.
(2) VENUZUALA. I.m gonna take over thee nation and I will own all their oil.
(3) COLUMBIA. Goin to invade them too. And then everyone in USA can have MARUWEENIE at a much lower price.
(4) CARTELS. Has no idea who these culprits are,but claims there's hundreds of thousands of them and everyone of them will be destroyed.
(5) He too busy these days slooppin down BIG MACS,to bring up his great idea to take over GREENLAND.
YA: This the IDIOT who PROCLAIMS he would never start WARS and only makes PEACE deals. Of course he do. Claimin I have brought peace to 8 wars. Except 6 of them have resumed battling. How bout that day one promise: I,the FAT SLOP will have the UKRAIN/RUSSIA WAR ended on me very first day in office. The blitherin IDIOT,should be PRESIDENT of one tin,THE LIARS CLUB of AMERICA.
And this a great one. I'M tearin down the EAST WING and buildin the most beautiful ballroom the world has ever seen.It will be done by private investments and will cost 200 million. I'm the genius at building and there will be no over runs. The cost has now gone from 200 million to 300 million to 350 million to 400 million and it won't stop there. And then everyone will only get paid the original 200 million price,if that as the ORANGATANG stiffs everyone and ties everything up in court,until contractors become exasperated and give up.
DANCE on BALLLOOOONNNHEAED,in yooouse BALLROOM. Me hopes the next DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT to come along demolishes the FUCKIN thing and turns that part into a gigantic PEE WEE golf course.
