Calhoun's Chalk Eating Weasel Thread

[Calhoun]

10/11
SantaAnita
Race 3
#3 Vancougar

[Trigger]

10/11
SantaAnita
Race 3
#3 Vancougar

Great thread name...



Vancougar's the #4.

[Calhoun]

10/11
SantaAnita
Race 3
#3 Vancougar

Pretty easy winner.

$5.40

[Trigger]

Pretty easy winner.

$5.40

I just saw the replay, won for fun.

What's up with SA no race fractions.

I went 0/3 and forgot all about this one.

Vancouger beats The Rabbi, some biblical shit you got going on 

[Calhoun]

Chantilly Race 7

#4 Goldfield to show

going 6 furlongs on the dragstrip straightaway.

[Trigger]

Chantilly Race 7

#4 Goldfield to show

going 6 furlongs on the dragstrip straightaway.

Good job 

Stupid adw had the wrong horse names entries listed:

https://www.nyrabets.com/race?raceId=102006435

Their results, correct # horses and payouts also wrong names:

 Race 7 - L'amante Inquiete Handicap - FIN - Post Time: 11:25 AM
#    Horse    Jockey    $2 WIN    PLACE    $2 SHOW
8    ULTRASOUND    L Brechet    $33.60       $7.80
11    MOLINO    M Le Callonec          $7.60
4    STARECTO    S Topin          $3.80
6    PENRHEAD    A Gutierrez Val          
1    YES BOY    A Werle          
Race Type: Handicap    Distance: 1 1/8 Mile    Surface: Turf
Purse: $15,000    Age: 4 Year olds and up    Replay
Bet    Winning Numbers    Payoff
$1 QUINELLA    8/11    $99.30
$1 OMNI    8/11    $22.80
$1 OMNI    8/4    $11.80
$1 OMNI    11/4    $11.50

[Calhoun]

Chantilly Race 7

#4 Goldfield to show

going 6 furlongs on the dragstrip straightaway.

ran (a bad) 3rd
$3.80

[Calhoun]

toulouse
Race 6
#6 Win/Show

[Trigger]

toulouse
Race 6
#6 Win/Show

I'm cooking and missed this one.

The Chalk Eating Weasel's going to be fucking them up soon! 

[Kirby's Ace]

Are you making Beef N Broccoli?

[Trigger]

Are you making Beef N Broccoli?

No but if you like, Ill make a tray of it for you. 

My price, you have to tweak my girlfriends nipples while I fuck her 

Crazy bitch thinks I'm an octopus and she talks too much 

4 Trays of eggplant parm for my crew

[Calhoun]

Sat 1/9
Santa Anita
Race 4

Libel Proof should roll at a short price. Firm course only.

[Trigger]

Sat 1/9
Santa Anita
Race 4

Libel Proof should roll at a short price. Firm course only.

You're enjoying this week as much as I am 

Ok Boss calendared your Libel Proof, for tomorrow,  GOOD LUCK!....and 3 ploppers like that horse's name for a thread title.   

[Calhoun]

You're enjoying this week as much as I am 

Ok Boss calendared your Libel Proof, for tomorrow,  GOOD LUCK!....and 3 ploppers like that horse's name for a thread title.   

There is no better racing in the world than Australia.

They even run greyhounds 1000 feet on a grass straightaway course. 

Your yesterday was awesome. Near BE on $1000+ wagers plus rebates back. Keep that up - or close to it - and bang home one of those 30/1 shots and that will be magnificent.

Keep Banging

[Trigger]

There is no better racing in the world than Australia.

They even run greyhounds 1000 feet on a grass straightaway course. 

Your yesterday was awesome. Near BE on $1000+ wagers plus rebates back. Keep that up - or close to it - and bang home one of those 30/1 shots and that will be magnificent.

Keep Banging

To Banging! 

I've got to check that out that greyhound grass racing, sounds awesome.  Once of my ADW's has it.

That 3rd race at at SA, painful.  Knew when the pace was 49 4/5 and the 4 is laying that far back it's over.  Race 7...