Author Topic: Mandatory Test  (Read 10133 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Meadow Ford

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 952
Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2025, 01:31:55 PM »
One more then I will give up.
The old time trainer sent you to the tack room to get a cue. What would you bring back?
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

old guy

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1186
Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2025, 02:07:01 PM »
One more then I will give up.
The old time trainer sent you to the tack room to get a cue. What would you bring back?

Headpole

Meadow Ford

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 952
Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2025, 03:17:40 PM »
Headpole
Three stars for the Old Guy.
You are so right.
The first head poles were pool cues.
They would stick out 6 to 8 inches ahead of the horse's nose, and slide through the head halter ring.
Imagine the horse following you with the pool cue next to your ear.
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

Stan durbread

  • Elite
  • ******
  • Posts: 2235
Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2025, 05:59:53 PM »
First question.
Your horse ran three Saturdays in a row. What do you do with him this week?
Where can your horse run 3x in a row without qualifying?

Meadow Ford

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 952
Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2025, 07:10:15 PM »
Where can your horse run 3x in a row without qualifying?
A)  On an off track
B) He still hit the board.
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

Mohawk mac

  • Top Claimer
  • ***
  • Posts: 228
Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2025, 10:02:10 AM »
1:30 unless your horse stepped in one of the many potholes and broke down.

3rd question
You are stabled at Hawthorne Park.
A mile track build for Tbreds a zillion years ago.
You want to train your pacer an even rated mile in 2:00.
What should your watch read as you go by the big pole marked 1/4?
Hint
30 seconds is not the correct answer.

Dingus

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1137
Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2025, 12:06:59 PM »
1:30 unless your horse stepped in one of the many potholes and broke down.

Correct.  Tbred 1/4 poles are 1/4 mile from the finish.

Meadow Ford

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 952
Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2025, 01:57:45 PM »
2nd question
Your horse just bowed a tendon.
Why should you rub glue on it's hips?
Let's See!
Why should you rub glue on a lame horse's hips?
Hint,
It is not to make the horse sounder or to go faster.
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

old guy

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 1186
Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2025, 01:59:51 PM »
A)  On an off track
B) He still hit the board.

Both A and B

Meadow Ford

  • Stakes Horse
  • *****
  • Posts: 952
Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2025, 07:45:02 AM »
Let's See!
Why should you rub glue on a lame horse's hips?
Hint,
It is not to make the horse sounder or to go faster.
OK
You rub glue on a lame horse's hips so that the hip number doesn't fall off at the next horse auction.
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

bestbetter

  • Open / FFA
  • ****
  • Posts: 385
Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2025, 09:10:48 AM »
I'm fucked... 73cv.2

 

shout out

Refresh History
  • Sound off !
  • Trigger: Cowardhoon, only wants to buy a piece, M or P dude  ;D
    April 17, 2026, 11:25:14 PM
  • Ignorance Is Bliss: He wants my filings and Medicaid card? All he has to do is ask if he wants my autograph that bad.
    April 17, 2026, 11:23:36 PM
  • Trigger: On a 1040 1/400  ngc3
    April 17, 2026, 11:09:23 PM
  • Ignorance Is Bliss: Exactly how you report 1/4 of an off the books share in a filing??? ngc3
    April 17, 2026, 11:07:54 PM
  • Trigger: Cowardhoon's $1 t-bred wagers [link]  ngc3
    April 17, 2026, 10:59:58 PM
  • Ignorance Is Bliss: Says the jerkoff who posted his 1/6000th share and 1/4 of a share horse "ownership" and bragged about it. Now formally confirmed Plop Cunt Of The Century. Total undisputed chicken shit loser. May he reign forever.... 73cv.2
    April 17, 2026, 10:47:55 PM
  • Trigger: Moh and BigM totally coordinated their races to not overlap.
    April 17, 2026, 10:37:24 PM
  • Trigger: Dude, you're talking to yourself  ngc3 no oneand I mean no trusts a word you say after that cowardly stunt yesterday.  How are your $1 wagers doing  ngc3
    April 17, 2026, 10:19:23 PM
SimplePortal 2.3.7 © 2008-2026, SimplePortal