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Meadow Ford

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2025, 01:31:55 PM »
One more then I will give up.
The old time trainer sent you to the tack room to get a cue. What would you bring back?
I am just an old horse trainer still going around in circles. Sometimes Fast. Sometimes Half-Fast.

old guy

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2025, 02:07:01 PM »
One more then I will give up.
The old time trainer sent you to the tack room to get a cue. What would you bring back?

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Meadow Ford

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2025, 03:17:40 PM »
Headpole
Three stars for the Old Guy.
You are so right.
The first head poles were pool cues.
They would stick out 6 to 8 inches ahead of the horse's nose, and slide through the head halter ring.
Imagine the horse following you with the pool cue next to your ear.
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Stan durbread

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2025, 05:59:53 PM »
First question.
Your horse ran three Saturdays in a row. What do you do with him this week?
Where can your horse run 3x in a row without qualifying?

Meadow Ford

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2025, 07:10:15 PM »
Where can your horse run 3x in a row without qualifying?
A)  On an off track
B) He still hit the board.
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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2025, 10:02:10 AM »
1:30 unless your horse stepped in one of the many potholes and broke down.

3rd question
You are stabled at Hawthorne Park.
A mile track build for Tbreds a zillion years ago.
You want to train your pacer an even rated mile in 2:00.
What should your watch read as you go by the big pole marked 1/4?
Hint
30 seconds is not the correct answer.

Dingus

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2025, 12:06:59 PM »
1:30 unless your horse stepped in one of the many potholes and broke down.

Correct.  Tbred 1/4 poles are 1/4 mile from the finish.

Meadow Ford

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2025, 01:57:45 PM »
2nd question
Your horse just bowed a tendon.
Why should you rub glue on it's hips?
Let's See!
Why should you rub glue on a lame horse's hips?
Hint,
It is not to make the horse sounder or to go faster.
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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2025, 01:59:51 PM »
A)  On an off track
B) He still hit the board.

Both A and B

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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2025, 07:45:02 AM »
Let's See!
Why should you rub glue on a lame horse's hips?
Hint,
It is not to make the horse sounder or to go faster.
OK
You rub glue on a lame horse's hips so that the hip number doesn't fall off at the next horse auction.
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Re: Mandatory Test
« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2025, 09:10:48 AM »
I'm fucked... 73cv.2

 

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