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Chips N Salsa

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The little hitler himself is dragging these race so long the old owners are gonna be in hospice before the card is over.  I see Jerry Silva has his blanket out and warm milk already.  There coming with a wheelchair to take him out.  HURRY UP!

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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2024, 03:03:16 PM »
Si Senor Jerry
Just a guy that spends too much time on the ponies.

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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2024, 03:18:42 PM »
Fucker cant spell horse...

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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2024, 03:41:53 PM »
race 1 was 0 minutes till post for 22 minutes


Gural has said he would get slaughtered in handle if he didnt  drag every race


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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2024, 05:11:35 PM »
Kinda fucks horses with lasix

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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2024, 06:03:49 PM »
Kinda fucks horses with lasix
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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2024, 10:19:55 PM »
So far tonight iFri,8/2) we've gotten thru 7 races in 4 hours since the scheduled post time of 6:20. Will the card finish before 1st post on Hambo day ??

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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2024, 10:24:32 PM »
How does drag increase handle?  Big bettors bet late.  They don't drag the lotter till sunday to increase sales.  If you wanna fire your 1 dollar ticket then get your fat ass up and bet!

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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2024, 11:55:35 PM »
at least they found a way to get the card 'completed' before midnight

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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2024, 12:01:48 AM »
Hope Gural is happy. They could and should have had all the races completed by 11:40 EST. Instead they fuck around and when the power went out, they lost the handle for the final four races. I hope they made up all of that by picking their asses for the first 10 races for all the extra $2 show bets they get by delaying each race for 5-15 minutes.

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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2024, 12:08:39 AM »
Miguel, this is Michele from Jerry Silva’s office.  He is 90 years old and still enjoys going to the track to watch the races. Remember one thing, you will get old too let’s see if you are as active as he is when you’re 90 if you make it to 90.

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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2024, 12:37:40 AM »
Miguel, this is Michele from Jerry Silva’s office.  He is 90 years old and still enjoys going to the track to watch the races. Remember one thing, you will get old too let’s see if you are as active as he is when you’re 90 if you make it to 90.

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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2024, 01:57:51 AM »
Miguel, this is Michele from Jerry Silva’s office.  He is 90 years old and still enjoys going to the track to watch the races. Remember one thing, you will get old too let’s see if you are as active as he is when you’re 90 if you make it to 90.

How long you been in "Jerry Silva's office"?? Back to when Rosalie was there??

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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2024, 02:31:36 AM »
at least they found a way to get the card 'completed' before midnight




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Re: Can the little Ass munch Jason Settlemoire drag any longer?
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2024, 10:36:07 AM »
Twinspires says 11:47 for 1st post ngc3 I'll predict 12:16 when the gates swings 11.wp

 

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