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JOHN FRANK

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CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS
« on: January 17, 2024, 02:00:08 PM »
JOHN FRANK ARMY gets a call from some LADY that say's she works for the EVANGELICA ASSOCIATION of AMERICA.
She goes we tryin to get DONATIONS for DONALD.J.TRUMP.
I stops her speeel and ashs her if she has a DOG male. I says get on your knees and let that MUTE fuc your ASS. She hung UP.

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Re: CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2024, 03:27:01 PM »
JOHN FRANK ARMY gets a call from some LADY I says get on your knees and let that MUTE fuc your ASS. She hung UP.

You're probably sittin in the basement wigglin your fingers on your lips to make a fart sound.  Such juvenile cracker slappin'!  Imagine what Sister Mary Beagle would say w/ you talkin' like this?  She'd make you pull down your pants and give you 20 wacks w/ a ping-pong paddle.

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Re: CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2024, 03:33:34 PM »
You're probably sittin in the basement wigglin your fingers on your lips to make a fart sound.  Such juvenile cracker slappin'!  Imagine what Sister Mary Beagle would say w/ you talkin' like this?  She'd make you pull down your pants and give you 20 wacks w/ a ping-pong paddle.

When did this become a BDSM site? Don't get me wrong, I'm intrigued.
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Re: CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2024, 06:31:09 PM »
When did this become a BDSM site? Don't get me wrong, I'm intrigued.

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