CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS

[JOHN FRANK]

JOHN FRANK ARMY gets a call from some LADY that say's she works for the EVANGELICA ASSOCIATION of AMERICA.
She goes we tryin to get DONATIONS for DONALD.J.TRUMP.
I stops her speeel and ashs her if she has a DOG male. I says get on your knees and let that MUTE fuc your ASS. She hung UP.

[caddy]

JOHN FRANK ARMY gets a call from some LADY I says get on your knees and let that MUTE fuc your ASS. She hung UP.

You're probably sittin in the basement wigglin your fingers on your lips to make a fart sound.  Such juvenile cracker slappin'!  Imagine what Sister Mary Beagle would say w/ you talkin' like this?  She'd make you pull down your pants and give you 20 wacks w/ a ping-pong paddle.

[Generation XYZ]

You're probably sittin in the basement wigglin your fingers on your lips to make a fart sound.  Such juvenile cracker slappin'!  Imagine what Sister Mary Beagle would say w/ you talkin' like this?  She'd make you pull down your pants and give you 20 wacks w/ a ping-pong paddle.

When did this become a BDSM site? Don't get me wrong, I'm intrigued.

[caddy]

When did this become a BDSM site? Don't get me wrong, I'm intrigued.