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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2023, 11:37:59 PM »
I heard homer found the “cigar bastard” but now he’s looking for his brother, the “cigarette bastard”.  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2023, 06:52:18 AM »
His son trains the best trotter in the world, they should know who he is and not have to ask for his license.

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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2023, 06:54:35 AM »
His son trains the best trotter in the world, they should know who he is and not have to ask for his license.

I thought that horse just got beat some Indiana trash?

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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2023, 09:48:48 AM »
His son trains the best trotter in the world, they should know who he is and not have to ask for his license.

 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 best trotter in the world they say.... ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 Come idiots hes the best of a mediocre crop in Indiana. If hes sooo good supplement him into a grand circuit event. Otherwise cut the shit he got beat by a supposed ordinary horse.
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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2023, 05:50:17 PM »
ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 best trotter in the world they say.... ngc3 ngc3 ngc3 Come idiots hes the best of a mediocre crop in Indiana. If hes sooo good supplement him into a grand circuit event. Otherwise cut the shit he got beat by a supposed ordinary horse.
He sounds like the new bulldog Hanover. Who knows an Amish drunk person calling people cigar bastards?  ngc3 ngc3 ngc3
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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2023, 06:23:21 PM »
Ive called people scalawags, mugawumps, carpetbaggers and poltroons but never used any expletive as strong as cigar bastard. Homer must have been super pissed off.

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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2023, 06:49:41 PM »
First of all DICK its Hochstettler. spell it right Cock sucker.
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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2023, 08:26:21 PM »
His son trains the best trotter in the world, they should know who he is and not have to ask for his license.

If he is best trotter in the world I will sell you swamp in Arizona.  If you believe his stupid son you’re an idiot. 

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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2023, 10:56:39 PM »
Homer is a backwoods Jerk-Off with zero class. The local notoriety has gone to his misshaped head.
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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2023, 11:12:09 PM »
I forgot my license tonight in  security was very cordial  tmbz1

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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2023, 12:41:38 AM »
I forgot my license tonight in  security was very cordial  tmbz1

Walked me in  tmbz1
Did you see the cigar bastard or his brother the cigarette bastard?
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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2023, 04:23:00 PM »
I forgot my license tonight in  security was very cordial  tmbz1

Walked me in  tmbz1
Was it the cigar bastard being cordial to you?
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Re: Has Homer Hochstetler found the "cigar bastard" yet?
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2023, 05:52:06 PM »
I forgot my license tonight in  security was very cordial  tmbz1

Walked me in  tmbz1

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