Handicapping Contest

[Unclejerry]

 I call for  Handicapping Contest,all horseplop idiots must paste there actual tickets on the thread.
Pigland names the track and the rules.

[Unclejerry]

Let's put these mind betters and racist out in the light of day and rid this scroll of the filth.   

[Senator Blutarsky]

Just make an roi contest using real tickets and a track / races this way it doesn't matter how much or little people bet.

Or

A mythical say $700 ($100 per race) on Mohawk Saturday card 5,6,7,8,9,10,11.

The prize, the winner gets to send me on a 48 hour Horseplop hiatus, meaning I'm only playing for fun.  The pigeon will fly the coop for 2 days! 

All bets in before the start of the first contest race goes off.  Scratches - you're fucked!

There, you have a choice of contest types, some great races and a FANTASTIC Prize! 

[Kirby's Ace]

I call for  Handicapping Contest,all horseplop idiots must paste there actual tickets on the thread.
Pigland names the track and the rules.

How about if you're not a idiot?

[Senator Blutarsky]

How about if you're not a idiot?

Does not exist on this site - NO EXCEPTIONS! 

[Superfecta]

Please explain the steps to posting your tickets. Thank you in advance. 

[Senator Blutarsky]

Please explain the steps to posting your tickets. Thank you in advance. 

Have to upload pics to a 3rd party picture site (https://imgbb.com/) and post a link....better to just do the mythical bs, damn I sacrificed myself for the prize! 

[Superfecta]

Have to upload pics to a 3rd party picture site (https://imgbb.com/) and post a link....better to just do the mythical bs, damn I sacrificed myself for the prize! 

Thank you for your help.

[Senator Blutarsky]

Thank you for your help.

Starting tomorrow through Sunday, a - roi, and I quit horse racing, done, kaput...where that leaves me at PLOP, I dunno, but analyzing / betting nope!

40 fucking years it feels like enough already.

[Jctoronto]

CONTEST!!!!
anyone can try to beat one time Saturday night million dollar races. But, here's the EASY contest to show the TRUE HH champion.  Grinding through mid-week cards...The true litmus test.

Format-- is this legal? doable?
Any run of three thursdays in July.
25 guys putting in $20u.s. (33 canadian)
Our trusted 'banker' holds the etransferred $500 u.s.cash
(75% winner, 15% runner-up, 10% charity,??taxman)

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GAME---THREE THURSDAY THRILLER (or something)

FIRST Thursday, Monticello 1/2 mile three races. 3,4,5
(you select two horses each race, before race two deadline on the card..everytime you pick a winner, you get a point)

SECOND Thursday, Plainridge 5/8 mile three races 3,4,5
(you select two horses each race, before race two deadline on the card..everytime you pick a winner, you get a point)

THIRD Thursday, Mohawk 7/8 three races 3,4,5
(you select two horses each race, before race two deadline on the card...everyitme you pick a winner, you get a point)

Diff distances..9 races..max 9 points.
*tiebreaker..highest win payoff on horse selected*

As simple as that...basically $8 pick 3 ticket each day

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Later, if that could work...maybe totally different game but just as skilled.
FRANTIC FRIDAY PLACE FOUR!
Picking 4 races total, over 4 diff dist tracks, in 44 friday night minutes!!!! (maybe meadows 5/8, yonkers1/2, hoosier 7/8, meadowlands mile...(7.30p-814p post times possibly)
Imaginary $2 w and p bets on two horses in each race = 8 horses bring back as much straight money as you can get...Add it all up by 9pm...and youve got our speed-betting champ.

anyway..banker sounds like biggest hurdle..at least that.

ctoronto

[Calhoun]

All bets in before the start of the first contest race goes off.  Scratches - you're fucked!

I agree to 'Pick and Pray' .. all bets in prior to first contest race.

I am moderately in favor of an "alternate" pick for each race (or you scratch into the favorite), but don't care.

Bragging rights only.

[firhill]

CONTEST!!!!

25 guys putting in $20u.s. (33 canadian)


Jctoronto

I wanna exchange a chunk of my Ally bank account for Loonies and Toonies.

Can you link me to the financial institution that will give me $1.65CDN for my US dollar?