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The Top 10 Countdown Of Why I Love HORSEPLOP Members!
« on: May 31, 2023, 10:15:11 PM »
10. Those that hate me the most would kill each other in a cage match to prove they hate me more than the other guy.

https://www.horseplop.com/index.php?topic=74182.0 (Post #7)

9. The touted inhouse winning Pick 5 ticket for the week was the approximate profit equivalent to correctly betting on an 8/5 shot to show in one race.

8. Where I finally learned the shameful family secret and so did y'all - My Mother is a Whore!, but a better whore than your mother.

7. Where members educate other members how to IGNORE me - by talking non-stop about me for a week.

6. Being called by my Plop Bros...."Lowlife Jewbag, Homeless Trailer Trash without Internet, Flash in the Pan, AI Program, Azz Zit, More Annoying than a Racist, President Flounder, Loser, Jerk, Jerkoff.....and Dribble".

5. Where a New Thread can start with a puzzle title - What about that RACE?!!! - While NEVER mentioning the day and time, track, race, horse / driver / trainer / owner or any clue whatsoever of what they are thinking.

4. Where I'm called mentally ill if I post, and banded mentally ill burnout if I don't show up to post.

3. Where our Harness Forum talks horses and related, gossips a bit, and makes the world's most notorious hate groups look and sound like a bunch of punk ass pussy bitches compared to US.

2.  One seven 7 day cruise hiatus from PLOP results in me receiving love, hate and indifference in 4 Shout Out / Sound Offs !, 3 Dedicated Threads, and Several Dozen Posts....I love you back!....P.s. JOHN FRANK ARMY predicted every bit of this on 5/23/23!

1. My daily bowl of milk and kryptonite - THE ALL CAPS POSTERS LOL!
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Re: The Top 10 Countdown Of Why I Love HORSEPLOP Members!
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2023, 06:19:58 AM »
Welcome back Senate Majority leader Paul

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Re: The Top 10 Countdown Of Why I Love HORSEPLOP Members!
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2023, 07:08:52 AM »
Not you again.
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Re: The Top 10 Countdown Of Why I Love HORSEPLOP Members!
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2023, 10:04:59 AM »
Welcome back Senate Majority leader Paul

Appreciation & Gratitude to You and the Gang!...Glad to be here Yonkers1A!  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2023, 12:05:17 PM »
Well, It was nice while it lasted. His Holiness has returned.
smh

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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2023, 12:08:15 PM »
Welcome back Senator!  We missed you!!
« Last Edit: June 01, 2023, 12:12:10 PM by Gaagoots »

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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2023, 12:09:14 PM »
Good to have you back Senator.  tmbz1
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Re: The Top 10 Countdown Of Why I Love HORSEPLOP Members!
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2023, 12:17:45 PM »
Welcome back Senator!  We missed you!!

Missed ya too Gaagoots!

Only 3 brand new SCM threads, from nada for a while, try not to OD on all the excitement!   ;D
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Re: The Top 10 Countdown Of Why I Love HORSEPLOP Members!
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2023, 12:22:34 PM »
Good to have you back Senator.  tmbz1

Thank you gogasgoboom!  tmbz1

I went to a "funeral" for the stress and burnout from life, threw it overboard, rejuvenated and reborn now, who knows what that will mean here LOL.   73cv.2
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Re: The Top 10 Countdown Of Why I Love HORSEPLOP Members!
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2023, 12:25:26 PM »
Well, It was nice while it lasted. His Holiness has returned.
smh

 ngc3 ngc3 ngc3

Speaking of "Holiness" You could of thrown in a Pope Fuckface the 1st!  I feel good!!!  ;D
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2023, 12:27:56 PM »
Not you again.

I get choked up from the kindness, just a little less than what's needed for me to die unfortunately for you!  Why the long face?!   ;D
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2023, 12:47:28 PM »
Not you again.

He's back at it

Like a crack addict.


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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2023, 12:58:39 PM »
He's back at it

Like a crack addict.
tmbz1 tmbz1 tmbz1

That begs the question, whose cock do ya have to suck to get a rock lock in this hood?!  ;D
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2023, 01:46:55 PM »
Welcome Back Senator Blutarsky, the best of Horseplop.  tmbz1
The Senator is with you like it or not.....

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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2023, 01:58:35 PM »
Welcome Back Senator Blutarsky, the best of Horseplop.  tmbz1

Bro, back on 5/22 I texted you to speak to share, then things got busy and the Cruise gets intermittent at best internet service, not knowing you would of received msg, otherwise I would of responded.

All is great though!  UNC! is the Best!!  ;D
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